Americans will say they’re a 1/4 pack of chewing gum if it’ll give them a sense of identity.
I don’t need to claim a percentage of shit. My Grandpa was from Swindon. Let me back in!
I could have sworn I saw this exact post a week ago…
American checking in, one of my great grandparents immigrated here from Wales but the literal only reason I have a Welsh flag fridge magnet is it looks cool as all hell
My mom that is half Scottish – gramma was born there, visiting me in the UK from Canada. “Fuck off with the plaid I just want nice Scottish cashmere”
My Dutch dad “the flight cost so much I don’t care what anything else costs anymore”
While actually being mostly English
Whys he look so fucking happy?
I work with a lot of Americans and I have one simple response for those of them who tell me they came to Scotland and had the most amazing time at the Edinburgh Festival and went for a drive in the Highlands while visiting some distilleries, and how much they’d love to live in Scotland…
“Go visit in the middle of January and get back to me on that.”
American: “I’m one 1/16th Scottish!”
The English, Irish, Welsh and Scottish pointing to the Scottish’s arse: “There’s your 1/16th!”
“scotch”
AI slop. Couldn’t you have just used two photos of an American and Scot?
Makes me want to fly into Glasgow just so I can ask the nearest bystander what their family tartan looks like.
How hard is it for them to say they’re American. Let’s face it, any heritage they have is almost always going to be overwhelming English anyway
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Americans will say they’re a 1/4 pack of chewing gum if it’ll give them a sense of identity.
I don’t need to claim a percentage of shit. My Grandpa was from Swindon. Let me back in!
I could have sworn I saw this exact post a week ago…
American checking in, one of my great grandparents immigrated here from Wales but the literal only reason I have a Welsh flag fridge magnet is it looks cool as all hell
My mom that is half Scottish – gramma was born there, visiting me in the UK from Canada. “Fuck off with the plaid I just want nice Scottish cashmere”
My Dutch dad “the flight cost so much I don’t care what anything else costs anymore”
While actually being mostly English
Whys he look so fucking happy?
I work with a lot of Americans and I have one simple response for those of them who tell me they came to Scotland and had the most amazing time at the Edinburgh Festival and went for a drive in the Highlands while visiting some distilleries, and how much they’d love to live in Scotland…
“Go visit in the middle of January and get back to me on that.”
American: “I’m one 1/16th Scottish!”
The English, Irish, Welsh and Scottish pointing to the Scottish’s arse: “There’s your 1/16th!”
“scotch”
AI slop. Couldn’t you have just used two photos of an American and Scot?
Makes me want to fly into Glasgow just so I can ask the nearest bystander what their family tartan looks like.
How hard is it for them to say they’re American. Let’s face it, any heritage they have is almost always going to be overwhelming English anyway
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