Someone posted a picture, had to make it. Any other weird quotes I can make?

by whoopdawhoop12345

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  1. Your Da sells Avon,
    Your ma is your da,
    Ats us nai,
    Situation.
    Or , Father Ted quotes are always a winner

  2. Their sister is their mother

    Their uncle is their brother

    They’re all riding each other

    Its the ______ family

  3. Yer ma shares missing dogs from other countries on Facebuke

  4. Groucho Marx was the king of the put down.

    “I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

    “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”

    “I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.”

    “We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.”

    “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”

    “You know you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.”

  5. Ah, whatever happend to the aul wan screaming at the street fight….. “AH! Heeyur, leave irr out!”

  6. It’s a bit negative, but I always enjoy seeing “Bono is a pox!” 

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