Rare Dutch Win – Make NY Dutch again



by midnight_watch

38 comments
  1. Its only interesting if you have the muscle to do it you fuken dork.

  2. 2we4u users are more successful than i thought. Never expected you guys to have infiltrated governments.

  3. “Whowever is in charge” made me spill my coffee. Put some accurate words on a blurry situation.

  4. Dutch when they’ll see the 🐀 size of dogs

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  5. “President Trump. Or elon, whoever is in charge” Holy shit, the Dutch are evolving humor.

  6. Jan forgets New York belongs to my hermano per Tordesilhas Treaty?

  7. Most New Amsterdamians would agree that replacing FDR Drive with bicycle lines would be a major improvement. That eyesore was made by that lunatic Robert Moses and it’s about time the Gouda Eating Infrastructure Monkeys will make the city great again.

  8. I support this proposal by our Dutch bros.

    I’ve a brilliant idea. You guys should start the negotiation with us and let’s not call the Muricans just how they did to the Ukrainians.

  9. I honestly hope not.

    Dutch cities preserved as they were in the 1890s are so damn boring compared to NYC. Manhattan preserved as a series of canal homes instead of skyscrapers? Willingly shipping off NY Jews to death camps?

    Best thing we ever did for the new world was leave it.

  10. At least it will be cleaner. NYC is infamous for being dirty and polluted.

  11. I would never expect such hilarity from a Dutchman, but here we are

  12. Why only the Jets, as if we want to keep Giants.. But they are both in New Jersey anyway

  13. Hey, Spain! If you want Florida, I’m here for it. I’m already a civil servant, so siestas are super appealing.

  14. It’s hilarious, and besides all others, I especially liked the part when they wanted to use Gert Wilders as part of the payment. Although the muricans already have a clown, but who knows, maybe the circus is big enough for another one.

  15. jeez this guy is taking no prisoners. this deserves a reward, you guys are allowed one (1) defecation on a sleeping drunk, as a treat

  16. “We invented the stock exchange”

    It’s wild that this lie is still being told by the cheeseheads

  17. No no no, you guys have to take Jets. You can’t just pick and choose if you buy New York, you get it, warts and all.

  18. Just change the name in our European maps, like they did with the now gulf of America in the US.

    I can already read the headlines:
    “From tomorrow, New York city will be named Old Amsterdam in all Europe maps”.

  19. Return to Nieuw Amsterdam! Absolutely magnificent idea.

  20. based for once, i suggest that since we Wallonians helped you founding NY, we make their roads as shitty as ours

  21. If you’re getting New Amsterdam back can we get New Sweden?

  22. Trump tower becoming the Red Light District is the wildest proposition ever lmfao

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