How can you enjoy a vacation without any frikandellen or broodjes hagelslag? You think I wanna buy my own food at a Spanish tourist supermarket where I pay 20 cents more? Funny, you’re a funny man. I’m taking everything, including a place to stay, from home so I don’t have to pay Pedro anything. We didn’t conquer the silver fleet for nothing.
Risotto rice own supermarket brand, Netherlands: 5,18 eur/kg
Risotto rice own supermarket brand, Spain: 1,70 euro/kg
If you see someone stocking up in the Netherlands to avoid doing groceries in Spain, time to send them to financial planning class. I’m charging a modest 159,90 euro, payment by Tikkie. Lesson number 1: Make Italian and Spanish friends and hang around at dinner time. For best effect, make an off-hand comment that as a kid, Dutch friends’ parents would send you away at this time.
The are doing it wrong. We do it when we do vacations in a expensive country like Norway not in a rather cheap one.
It’s why Barry is an elite tourist – guaranteed to spend half his budget on whichever local lager is the cheapest.
It’s also why Barry is not an elite tourist, he jumps off a balcony after drinking too many madris.
Sauce?
A fully stocked caravan, but with inferior products!
You’re more likely to get blood from a stone than money from a Dutchman.
I’m selling cheese at farmers market in France and those people managed to make me add a little sticker next to the tasting samples from 10.30am saying: sample for 0.50€.
SAGAAAAAAAAAAAA
They will go to Mercadona to get the cheapest beer possible
-Be an average Dutch tourist.
-Take bread, margarine, cheese, peanut butter and chocolate flakes/sprinkles with you in your caravan/camper.
-Eat Dutch breakfast on vacation, instead of delicious foreign food.
You actually pay more for the groceries you take with you then the ones in the store on vacation. You don’t experience other countries’ cuisine. You fool yourself, thinking you saved money for taking stuff with you from home. Glad I’m not an average Dutch tourist.
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How can you enjoy a vacation without any frikandellen or broodjes hagelslag? You think I wanna buy my own food at a Spanish tourist supermarket where I pay 20 cents more? Funny, you’re a funny man. I’m taking everything, including a place to stay, from home so I don’t have to pay Pedro anything. We didn’t conquer the silver fleet for nothing.
Risotto rice own supermarket brand, Netherlands: 5,18 eur/kg
Risotto rice own supermarket brand, Spain: 1,70 euro/kg
If you see someone stocking up in the Netherlands to avoid doing groceries in Spain, time to send them to financial planning class. I’m charging a modest 159,90 euro, payment by Tikkie. Lesson number 1: Make Italian and Spanish friends and hang around at dinner time. For best effect, make an off-hand comment that as a kid, Dutch friends’ parents would send you away at this time.
The are doing it wrong. We do it when we do vacations in a expensive country like Norway not in a rather cheap one.
It’s why Barry is an elite tourist – guaranteed to spend half his budget on whichever local lager is the cheapest.
It’s also why Barry is not an elite tourist, he jumps off a balcony after drinking too many madris.
Sauce?
A fully stocked caravan, but with inferior products!
You’re more likely to get blood from a stone than money from a Dutchman.
I’m selling cheese at farmers market in France and those people managed to make me add a little sticker next to the tasting samples from 10.30am saying: sample for 0.50€.
SAGAAAAAAAAAAAA
They will go to Mercadona to get the cheapest beer possible
-Be an average Dutch tourist.
-Take bread, margarine, cheese, peanut butter and chocolate flakes/sprinkles with you in your caravan/camper.
-Eat Dutch breakfast on vacation, instead of delicious foreign food.
You actually pay more for the groceries you take with you then the ones in the store on vacation. You don’t experience other countries’ cuisine. You fool yourself, thinking you saved money for taking stuff with you from home. Glad I’m not an average Dutch tourist.
Man, Barry is actually kind of nice
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