That’s beginner level. In America the company fucks you so you don’t need to masturbate.
Where do I apply
Ha… laughs in homeoffice…
Why the hell are we catching strays here?
Very haram activity btw.
Has “think tank” been rhyming slang all along?
As a high school teacher, I think this would cause a few issues.
So 27 minutes of free time
id use it to take a nap
Employees with benefits.
Daily? Maybe it’s my age, but that sounds exhausting.
You mean she doesn’t masturbate her own employees? We’re they expected to masturbate themselves like barbarians? They should resign
Daily Mail slop posted by a savage.
Hey boss, be right there in the meeting in 30 mins, first some productive ‘onani’ be right back
Yeah sorry boss, can’t finish the payroll for the month before the deadline have to nip off for a wank
Now that’s what I call a sticky situation
5 minutes and high speed internet and I’m back to work but mellow and want a nap.
It’s true but you better get that shit in writing, otherwise they’ll deny you and refer you to the public wank stations during your mandated breaks.
Why would anyone come to the conclusion that jacking off increases productivity? And how do you even pull this off without it becoming super awkward? “Good morning Gerte, nice blouse! If you’ll excuse me I’ll be in the wank room real quick!”
But do I HAVE to masturbate or can I just take those 30 min to smoke and play mtg arena on my phone?
Should hire one of us to increase efficiency.
“Los, los, masturbiere! Härter! Schneller!”
Not innovative. That’s what working from home was invented for.
But what should I do with the remaining 29 minutes and 30 seconds?
For context, it’s a company that do make porn.
At this workplace, the fact that they have a masturbatorium you can use for 30 minutes a day, that does not surprise me.
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r/Gentlefemdom has successfully infiltrated Swedistan and is competing with the Muslims for control
The issue is that they are using her office as the new break room
So…a fika?
I wonder if you have to put your hand up to ask to take your break?
At a certain point you really have seen or read it all.
30 *minutes*? I guess this includes a post-wank nap?
In pure Italian spirit I’ll do it when I’m not allowed to do it.
Erm, you can use your lunch break for whatever you want, I guess, but…
> Erika Lust, the Barcelona-based owner of an adult entertainment company, offers her employees daily half an hour breaks for ‘self pleasure’.
…it’s probably coming out of the siesta budget.
Maybe there were too many olla incidents
Turns out Big Train was very influential in Sweden.
Explains why my ikea products are always missing a bolt, too many nuts in the factory.
This feels more French than Swedish.
[Only 30 minutes?? Criminal.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4)
That’s beginner level. In America the company fucks you so you don’t need to masturbate.
Where do I apply
Ha… laughs in homeoffice…
Why the hell are we catching strays here?
Very haram activity btw.
Has “think tank” been rhyming slang all along?
As a high school teacher, I think this would cause a few issues.
So 27 minutes of free time
id use it to take a nap
Employees with benefits.
Daily? Maybe it’s my age, but that sounds exhausting.
You mean she doesn’t masturbate her own employees? We’re they expected to masturbate themselves like barbarians? They should resign
Daily Mail slop posted by a savage.
Hey boss, be right there in the meeting in 30 mins, first some productive ‘onani’ be right back
Yeah sorry boss, can’t finish the payroll for the month before the deadline have to nip off for a wank
Now that’s what I call a sticky situation
5 minutes and high speed internet and I’m back to work but mellow and want a nap.
It’s true but you better get that shit in writing, otherwise they’ll deny you and refer you to the public wank stations during your mandated breaks.
Why would anyone come to the conclusion that jacking off increases productivity? And how do you even pull this off without it becoming super awkward? “Good morning Gerte, nice blouse! If you’ll excuse me I’ll be in the wank room real quick!”
But do I HAVE to masturbate or can I just take those 30 min to smoke and play mtg arena on my phone?
Should hire one of us to increase efficiency.
“Los, los, masturbiere! Härter! Schneller!”
Not innovative. That’s what working from home was invented for.
But what should I do with the remaining 29 minutes and 30 seconds?
For context, it’s a company that do make porn.
At this workplace, the fact that they have a masturbatorium you can use for 30 minutes a day, that does not surprise me.
Does she help u ?
These have to be allowed?!
We used to have it over here but apparently it’s disgusting.. https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4?si=DIujmJI77O9ePTca
Jokes on you. I use my 30 minute masturbation breaks to work even harder.
I mean, if it works it works
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