I had a US colleague regularly visit the UK, and one of our clients in particular.
For lunch we would usually go out to a very basic, cheap, but wonderful cafe nearby, that would have a daily special.
Faggot Tuesday was born, and became a thing.
They would wonder what brains are.
Probably ban them for being LGBTQ+
Banned by executive order.
Well last time I was in a shop in America the cashier told me he liked my accent, so fairly positively I’d say.
I saw an American standup do a bit about it once and how each word makes it get progressively worse
Probably put tariffs on it.
I copped a 30 day Facebook ban on a conversation about smoking by referring to saying “fags are for slags” as a schoolchild.
I can’t imagine what would happen with Mr Brains Faggotts!
I feel like this comes up every week
They would probably want to bum a fag from your fanny-pack.
A previous reddit account of mine got perma banned for talking about this product on a non UK sub. Apparently it was for harassing a marginalised group.
I expect they’d be furious at the packaging for displaying the weight as 656g and not 3/39ths of a bald eagle
I know someone who recently visited Nashville and asked a local if they knew where he could buy any fags and they went into meltdown.
Probably shoot at it.
They lost their shit when I told them I was off to smoke a fag.
Cum in his pants and then blackout from fear, i have seen it myself.
I would absolutely be sending pics to my friends.
*”well, I’ll be! How rude!”*
Honestly half would laugh, half would get angry and 0% would know what it was.
They’d probably throw up a protest sign.
Probably say the word “y’all” about 15 times in a sentence and then shoot someone in the face “in self defence”.
It’s the American way…
Guns and pitchforks out
About a mile from where my parents live is Faggot Yard. A faggot is also a bundle of sticks
With mushy peas & chips, it was a staple tea growing up. I loved dipping my chips in the gravy! 🤤
I was telling a (very lovely) American about this the other day and they thought it was funny!
Completely freak out as grams are metric not imperial.
As an American, I’m honored at how much you guys talk and think about the U.S. and its inhabitants.
Reading some of these comments is hilarious.
My husband got banned from a sub for posting a link to them…
Not sure how an American would react, but I can imagine Trump would go on a tirade about how the european meat industry is behind a plot to groom children into gayhood, use it as the explanation as to why we cannot cope without the REAL men in the US military, blame Obama, then start trending #NoDEIFood
I was in a spoons in Wales with a local mate some years ago, pointed at the welsh pantry faggots on the menu and said “in England they’re called closeted homosexuals”
Been chasing that high ever since.
I don’t give a flying how they’d react, those things are the absolute bogs dollocks 🤤🤤
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I had a US colleague regularly visit the UK, and one of our clients in particular.
For lunch we would usually go out to a very basic, cheap, but wonderful cafe nearby, that would have a daily special.
Faggot Tuesday was born, and became a thing.
They would wonder what brains are.
Probably ban them for being LGBTQ+
Banned by executive order.
Well last time I was in a shop in America the cashier told me he liked my accent, so fairly positively I’d say.
I saw an American standup do a bit about it once and how each word makes it get progressively worse
Probably put tariffs on it.
I copped a 30 day Facebook ban on a conversation about smoking by referring to saying “fags are for slags” as a schoolchild.
I can’t imagine what would happen with Mr Brains Faggotts!
I feel like this comes up every week
They would probably want to bum a fag from your fanny-pack.
A previous reddit account of mine got perma banned for talking about this product on a non UK sub. Apparently it was for harassing a marginalised group.
I expect they’d be furious at the packaging for displaying the weight as 656g and not 3/39ths of a bald eagle
I know someone who recently visited Nashville and asked a local if they knew where he could buy any fags and they went into meltdown.
Probably shoot at it.
They lost their shit when I told them I was off to smoke a fag.
Cum in his pants and then blackout from fear, i have seen it myself.
I would absolutely be sending pics to my friends.
*”well, I’ll be! How rude!”*
Honestly half would laugh, half would get angry and 0% would know what it was.
They’d probably throw up a protest sign.
Probably say the word “y’all” about 15 times in a sentence and then shoot someone in the face “in self defence”.
It’s the American way…
Guns and pitchforks out
About a mile from where my parents live is Faggot Yard. A faggot is also a bundle of sticks
With mushy peas & chips, it was a staple tea growing up. I loved dipping my chips in the gravy! 🤤
I was telling a (very lovely) American about this the other day and they thought it was funny!
Completely freak out as grams are metric not imperial.
As an American, I’m honored at how much you guys talk and think about the U.S. and its inhabitants.
Reading some of these comments is hilarious.
My husband got banned from a sub for posting a link to them…
Not sure how an American would react, but I can imagine Trump would go on a tirade about how the european meat industry is behind a plot to groom children into gayhood, use it as the explanation as to why we cannot cope without the REAL men in the US military, blame Obama, then start trending #NoDEIFood
I was in a spoons in Wales with a local mate some years ago, pointed at the welsh pantry faggots on the menu and said “in England they’re called closeted homosexuals”
Been chasing that high ever since.
I don’t give a flying how they’d react, those things are the absolute bogs dollocks 🤤🤤
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