Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard ‘Root for Each Other’ in Onscreen Romances: ‘We’re Married, We’re Not Dead’

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  1. > “When he got to make out with Minka Kelly on Parenthood, I was like, ‘Yes. Get it.’ We’re married, we’re not dead,” she said.

    > Bell also shared that a big part of their secret to a stable partnership is “foundational trust” and communication.

    > “Even if Dax hooks up with the most beautiful person in the world at work, I know he’s committed to our family. I know he’s coming home. I know he loves our children. I know he strives to be a great husband and father,” she said.

  2. I can’t pinpoint the nature of their dysfunction but they are legit weird af. 

  3. There is just something about these two that is off-putting.

  4. Dax Shepard is just a tall dude with almost zero acting success. Bell was terrific in VM (big fan), but hasn’t done well on the big screen.

    Their collective screen success is far too small to justify their well-knownness (I hesitate to say “their fame”).

  5. I think I saw her outside a fancy hotel in Savannah Georgia yesterday but I couldn’t tell for sure.

  6. Now, I’m not saying that I would have sex with both of them at the same time or anything…

  7. I don’t think I have seen either have onscreen chemistry with anyone.

  8. These two are the definition of everything I never want to know about people but they tell me anyway and I have nod and smile while feigning enough interest they don’t pick up the vibe of the room.

  9. I know more about their marriage than I do of any of my real life married friends

  10. Dax Shepherd ignores that Kristen Bell gets to make out with conventionally attractive actors like Adam Brody and Dustin Milligan and Kristen Bell ignores that Dax Shepherd is now just a Republican podcast bro on the DL (I feel like people forgot that time he brought Jonathan from Queer Eye on his show and he just attacked trans people the entire time *way* too easily). Fixed it.

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