Yes Hans! by SLAVAUA2022 Tags:2 Western Europe 4u2WesternEurope4uEurope 31 comments Yes, but this time, they get to be the good guys 🙂 Need to buy me some more Rheinmetall stock. Yes, make sure Poland gets Królewiec back, and you will be rewarded with Stettin and Breslau. Cheer Hans! If you do well enough we’ll join you! Honestly, we didn’t have a problem with you fighting the Russians last time either. It was all the OTHER STUFF that was the problem… Remember Hans, that we graciously let you into our Western European mutual condescension club. https://preview.redd.it/0ocprv67rxje1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=80b2c225cebee00fafc1ecd5de3eb49f42dfcb30 War is much more enjoyable when you win Hans. Just seen how much the nations of Europe adore us after stopping your evil shenanigans. Yes, Hans, this time round we’ll fight alongside with you to eradicate the Putin rat Preferably we march WITH our polish neighbors, that is. Let’s take Königsberg back but together with all our neighbors. I still think it’s a CIA plan via USAID to make the Germans Great Again! we are good Hans? Can march on Moscow together? Yeah, and don’t forget to bring ze flammenwerfer. Didn’t get the hint after we organised the last peace conference in Munich? And we’re neutral, like the pussys we are. And the best part, you will have Italy by your side. Panzers Will march towards stalingrad again. Germany: Are we the goodies???? Yes but you can’t make camp in Poland this time  You’re the goodies this time Hans! #IF YOU HAVE ANY GOLD HANS, I CAN STORE IT SAFELY FOR YOU Germany can finally be the good guy The good ending Hans, this time you’re not alone in this, we’re all by your side! And we’re fighting against the fascists! We’re on the same team again, Germany. I will cook paella for the road. Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt, Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika 🎵 🎶 YES! WE NEED OLD HANS BACK! Well at least we get something for investing billions into polish infrastructure, I hear the highways are quite nice! Slightly worried Starmer will take the fascist’s side This time Poland seems more prepared. Instructions unclear: invaded France through Belgium Comments are closed.
Honestly, we didn’t have a problem with you fighting the Russians last time either. It was all the OTHER STUFF that was the problem…
Remember Hans, that we graciously let you into our Western European mutual condescension club. https://preview.redd.it/0ocprv67rxje1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=80b2c225cebee00fafc1ecd5de3eb49f42dfcb30
War is much more enjoyable when you win Hans. Just seen how much the nations of Europe adore us after stopping your evil shenanigans.
Hans, this time you’re not alone in this, we’re all by your side! And we’re fighting against the fascists!
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt, Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika 🎵 🎶
Well at least we get something for investing billions into polish infrastructure, I hear the highways are quite nice!
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Yes, but this time, they get to be the good guys 🙂
Need to buy me some more Rheinmetall stock.
Yes, make sure Poland gets Królewiec back, and you will be rewarded with Stettin and Breslau.
Cheer Hans! If you do well enough we’ll join you!
Honestly, we didn’t have a problem with you fighting the Russians last time either. It was all the OTHER STUFF that was the problem…
Remember Hans, that we graciously let you into our Western European mutual condescension club.
https://preview.redd.it/0ocprv67rxje1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=80b2c225cebee00fafc1ecd5de3eb49f42dfcb30
War is much more enjoyable when you win Hans. Just seen how much the nations of Europe adore us after stopping your evil shenanigans.
Yes, Hans, this time round we’ll fight alongside with you to eradicate the Putin rat
Preferably we march WITH our polish neighbors, that is.
Let’s take Königsberg back but together with all our neighbors.
I still think it’s a CIA plan via USAID to make the Germans Great Again!
we are good Hans? Can march on Moscow together?
Yeah, and don’t forget to bring ze flammenwerfer.
Didn’t get the hint after we organised the last peace conference in Munich?
And we’re neutral, like the pussys we are.
And the best part, you will have Italy by your side.
Panzers Will march towards stalingrad again.
Germany: Are we the goodies????
Yes but you can’t make camp in Poland this time
You’re the goodies this time Hans!
#IF YOU HAVE ANY GOLD HANS, I CAN STORE IT SAFELY FOR YOU
Germany can finally be the good guy
The good ending
Hans, this time you’re not alone in this, we’re all by your side! And we’re fighting against the fascists!
We’re on the same team again, Germany.
I will cook paella for the road.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt Erika
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt, Erika
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt Erika 🎵 🎶
YES! WE NEED OLD HANS BACK!
Well at least we get something for investing billions into polish infrastructure, I hear the highways are quite nice!
Slightly worried Starmer will take the fascist’s side
This time Poland seems more prepared.
Instructions unclear: invaded France through Belgium
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