Actually if Jesus’ brown skinned, Palestinian looking self, showed up around Trump today, crucifixion would be the least of his worries.
More like: You there, guard. Gimme your spear
“Why did Jesus start that war with the Romans?? I could’ve negotiated a deal where Jesus kept most of his limbs.”
Narrator: It would have.
MAGA would have been driving in the nails.
Why didn’t Jesus sell his brand to the Romans? Was he stupid?
The perfect loser!!
Trump prefers those who weren’t captured or killed.
MAGA would send Jesus to Room 101 and then use a medieval rack on him until he was literally ripped apart by force.
For what crime? Being a “filthy commie.”
I like Messiahs that weren’t captured.
He’s not a savior, he was a savior because he was captured!
If this is real, the person who drew it understands about as much about Christianity as Trump does: nothing.
Edit: My meaning is that mainstream Christian theology says that Jesus dying was nessessary for salvation so if Trump actually did save Jesus, he would ruin what Jesus was supposedly trying to do.
The hilarious thing is that this is absolutely what would happen if Jesus came back.
American Evangelicals would nail him down again for being too liberal.
Yes, because we know Trump is all about helping out poor, woke, POC…
Somebody should ask him, “do you think you would have been able to prevent Jesus’ crucificatio?”
Pontius Pilate just released a video of Jesus being crucified, calling it ASMR.
It’s crazy to say it, but Trump to these loonies, is bigger than Jesus.
Jesus should never have picked that fight with the Pharisees. He treated the Pharisees very badly. But what do you expect? He hangs out with some bad hombres. That would never have been allowed to happen if I had been head Pharisee.
Trump is a legend in his “his own mind”.
“I mean he shouldn’t have hanged himself on that cross”
“Jesus was a terrible terrible woke cult leaderr. He never should have started the war with the romans but here we are. Now that he’s gone for good, I plan to make Nazareth into the Rivera of Galilee..”
The bottom text should be “If I were the messiah”
According to trump it was yeesus fault that the romans had to crucify him
It’s hard to tell the difference these days if this is satire or another Christian who doesn’t understand the basics of the Bible.
Because the fact that Jesus willingly died on the cross for our sins was kinda his whole thing. And the whole thing of Christianity. It was always his purpose and he always knew that was his purpose.
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Actually if Jesus’ brown skinned, Palestinian looking self, showed up around Trump today, crucifixion would be the least of his worries.
More like: You there, guard. Gimme your spear
“Why did Jesus start that war with the Romans?? I could’ve negotiated a deal where Jesus kept most of his limbs.”
Narrator: It would have.
MAGA would have been driving in the nails.
Why didn’t Jesus sell his brand to the Romans? Was he stupid?
The perfect loser!!
Trump prefers those who weren’t captured or killed.
MAGA would send Jesus to Room 101 and then use a medieval rack on him until he was literally ripped apart by force.
For what crime? Being a “filthy commie.”
I like Messiahs that weren’t captured.
He’s not a savior, he was a savior because he was captured!
If this is real, the person who drew it understands about as much about Christianity as Trump does: nothing.
Edit: My meaning is that mainstream Christian theology says that Jesus dying was nessessary for salvation so if Trump actually did save Jesus, he would ruin what Jesus was supposedly trying to do.
The hilarious thing is that this is absolutely what would happen if Jesus came back.
American Evangelicals would nail him down again for being too liberal.
Yes, because we know Trump is all about helping out poor, woke, POC…
Somebody should ask him, “do you think you would have been able to prevent Jesus’ crucificatio?”
Pontius Pilate just released a video of Jesus being crucified, calling it ASMR.
It’s crazy to say it, but Trump to these loonies, is bigger than Jesus.
https://preview.redd.it/knk2cuii04ke1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2e9ffb976cc878ad620b18186ea11a62590fce
When has he done it
Hey Jesus have you seen my hat, it’s red.
Jesus should never have picked that fight with the Pharisees. He treated the Pharisees very badly. But what do you expect? He hangs out with some bad hombres. That would never have been allowed to happen if I had been head Pharisee.
Trump is a legend in his “his own mind”.
“I mean he shouldn’t have hanged himself on that cross”
“Jesus was a terrible terrible woke cult leaderr. He never should have started the war with the romans but here we are. Now that he’s gone for good, I plan to make Nazareth into the Rivera of Galilee..”
The bottom text should be “If I were the messiah”
According to trump it was yeesus fault that the romans had to crucify him
It’s hard to tell the difference these days if this is satire or another Christian who doesn’t understand the basics of the Bible.
Because the fact that Jesus willingly died on the cross for our sins was kinda his whole thing. And the whole thing of Christianity. It was always his purpose and he always knew that was his purpose.
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