When you try to bribe someone with their own tax dollars

Posted by IAmAccutane

48 comments
  1. Right after that Full Self Driving Tesla and Trump’s replacement Healthcare plan to replace Obamacare.

    So like in 2 weeks, right?

  2. So Elon & Co, I can take my theoretical $5000 and use it to improve air traffic safety? How do I use it to help evaluate & progress scientific advances to address dementia? How can I take a portion of that $5K and ensure the industrial plant down the road isn’t pumping excess toxic chemicals into the air? Can I use my $5K to ensure our veterans have a mental healthcare system to address their unique concerns? Maybe I can use some of that $ to help monitor the spread, treatment & potential containment of avian flu or possibly use $ keep our public lands safe and accessible to us all? I’d like to think that our tax dollars go to projects & initiatives that we can’t or won’t fund on our own. Yes, oversight is good but coming in armed with a hatchet and little understanding of what the programs intend to do or what drastic cuts mean isn’t effective oversight.

  3. Even if he gives us $5k, isn’t not meaningful in the face of what he’s doing. That $5k will dry up in inflation before the year is out.

  4. Why the fuck is Musk even in a position to send anything to anybody?

    The prick is a private citizen.

  5. If it’s anything like the Trump checks, it’ll be a temporary bonus check and then being on the hook for the rest of our lives for carrying the tax burden while the wealthy gets permanent breaks saving them trillions. We’ll end up paying more everywhere…and will no longer have safety nets…the $5k will disappear in almost an instant and we’ll be owing $5k or more a year from then on. Hell, the destruction of Social Security and the ACA alone is going to destroy so many lives that $5k will be chump change…or Trump change now I think of it.

  6. Republican: Make completely batshit, unreasonable claim/promise.

    Wait for rational people (i.e. democrats) to say no, as they should.

    Tell people it’s the democrats fault that they’re not getting the thing they never would have gotten in the first place.

    Pretty much the entire Republican platform in a nutshell.

  7. Oh, he’s giving us shit just not what is expected.

  8. I have family that are *still* cross about the pandemic stimulus checks and swear that was the moment the economy was fatally wounded…and it was, of course, Joe Biden’s fault.

    Somehow the only thing I expect less that hearing their opinion of these checks, is for these checks to actually be sent out.

  9. How the fuck is this upto an unelected consultant and not Congress?

  10. It’ll be $5000 in credit, good for any Tesla or Starlink product. And he’ll have already pre-paid himself in case you don’t spend it.

  11. Didn’t republicans call the COVID relief checks “a handout”?

  12. This is the Roman equivalent of handing out loaves of bread during circuses at the coliseum.

  13. I don’t want $5000 now. I want my social security when I retire.

  14. If they saved 500 billion they could only give us each ABOUT $1500 dollars

  15. This would appear to be spending the federal governments money …. remeber when they needed an act of congress for this kind of shit?

  16. Bullshit! Even if it does happen it’s just a bribe….with our own money.
    I’m still going to deposit the check though, maybe buy a carton of eggs.

  17. How would pumping 5k per person into the economy affect inflation long term? How week would this make the dollar? Is this a push to move to all crypto?

  18. Like his offer to fund a plan to stop world hunger if only someone could show him a plan that actually worked.

    Plan delivered, verified, aaaaaaand, no funds delivered.

    Pussyassbitch

  19. Black People Watching to see, How far the People in this Country will let this go.

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  20. Umm…just spitballing but wouldn’t that total north of 1.5 trillion dollars in payouts?

  21. When was this individual voted into office?

    Why is he in charge?

    Why hasn’t he been arrested?

  22. Mark.

    My.

    Words.

    They send the rubes $300 check , sign by DJ T

    And give the rich guys billions

  23. I don’t want 5000 I want the elderly and underprivileged to have health insurance

  24. I’m assuming this would somehow be tied to eliminating social security

  25. this would be over $1.5 Trillion, and obviously not going to happen. Why is this even a headline. I can see Fox News but Forbes, MSNBC etc all are saying the same thing.

  26. I don’t want it, I want services for those that need it.

    And that means no more corporate tax breaks.

  27. I’d rather have a functioning government than a one time payment of $5000 that will buy me a dozen eggs by the time I get it

  28. Will it be an advance of your future tax return? Bush II pulled the stunt.

  29. Step 1: Decrease the deficit by firing tens of thousands of people massively increasing unemployment and hamstringing the government.

    Step 2: Increase the deficit by sending out $1.6 trillion in stimulus checks

    Step 3: …?

  30. There’s approximately 330 million Americans in the US, that would cost about 1.6 trillion dollars.

    The current total spending for the US budget is 6 trillion dollars for 2024.

    You would have to fire about 20 million federal employees to equal 1.6 trillion dollars. There were approximately 2 million federal employees.

  31. REPs: “Handouts are bad. No one should get handouts.”

    Also REPs: “Yes please give me hand outs! See he’s giving handouts!”

  32. Didn’t they fight tooth and nail to prevent us from getting 1400 stimulus checks a few years ago?

  33. Which president’s name will be on the checks, Musk or his VP Trump?

  34. Either he isn’t giving us shit or this is a ploy to win everyone over and distract us while we plunge deeper into the 7th circle of the inferno

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