Chief Whip tells of Tory MP in brothel with ‘KGB agent,’ 12 naked women and CCTV

by tylerthe-theatre

16 comments
  1. Female Russian spy at the Carlton Club. An Afghan cabbie who’s secretly an undercover agent. Haha, that recount is all over the place

  2. I once had to stop a current Labour MP from getting tricked into going to a strip club. 

    I’m not going to post any details, but this person was not a MP at the time. 

  3. Just wait until they find that 90s documentary where a Tory whip just casually mentions covering up paedophilia.

  4. I think we need to have a political amnesty of embarrassing blackmail stories. Just every MP gets given an opportunity to come forward and announce any skeletons. No action taken, no reprimand, just a chance to wipe the slate clean. But there again people like Farage have shown me that people will also literally *give* themselves to our enemies without the need for blackmail.

  5. The Chief Whip of course being the natural expert on such matters.

  6. This is the only thing I’d want to get into politics for.

  7. So we’re looking for a randy male Tory, first elected in 2019…

  8. “I’m going to make my own parliament, with blackjack and hookers”.

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