DONALD TRUMP: “We’re going to go to Fort Knox — the fabled Fort Knox — to make sure the gold is there. If the gold isn’t there, we’re going to be very upset.”

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by sylsau

14 comments

  1. Do you think that a bad surprise awaits the Americans at the end of such an audit at Fort Knox?

  2. Guy never runs out of ways to try and get attention. Like a toddler in the control room, he just presses every button.

  3. they’re going to say there’s no gold, but probably steal all of the gold.

  4. I’m also going to go to my next door neighbours house and check that all their beer is in their fridge. If one or two bottles are missing then I’m going to be very upset, for them.

    Please pay no attention to any beer bottle shaped lumps under my coat when I return.

  6. Even if there is no gold wouldn’t it be bad idea to tell everyone about it right? Wouldn’t it ruin American economy?

  7. President Trump is doing such incredible work! Does he ever get a chance to sleep? 🇺🇸

    Do people not understand when President Trump is joking around? He can’t divulge every detail of his trip, so he says silly things like this. It’s perfectly normal conversation. You can even tell he’s joking around from his body language.

  10. Oh look, the Rich Boy Who Is Never Punished stole a tank. I bet he won’t be punished for it.

    The destruction of American democracy is a reality television show. There is no way to satirize this. It is a pit 1000% darker and more bottomless than anything imagined by the creators of VEEP. We’re not in VEEP. We’re in Brazil.

  11. My Very mentally ill friend who loved RFK Jr, who thinks Alex Jones is The Prophet, David Icke is a bona fide alien, and Denver airport is the portal to hell, also thinks we should do this audit.

    Trump is catering to qanon and flat earthers. We are all fucked but we all know this already.

  12. Simple Misdirection.
    Just another example of this liar trying to take the focus off the fact that he’s failing at governing as badly as he does at business. How many times has he gone bankrupt? Every time someone else was left on the hook. This time it will be America.
    Then again, can anyone expect more from a convicted felon, rapist and traitor?

  14. Man, I wonder if they are going to make up some bs reason why they need to have it moved somewhere

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