Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar.

It's week four, and the teams are tasked with turning crops into cash – it’s tomatoes versus potatoes – which sees them creating a dish for the public, delivering a bespoke corporate order and selling to the trade. In the kitchen, one team’s over-promising leaves them in a pickle, whilst on the other, some dicey decisions cause their profits to plummet. In the boardroom, one candidate comes a cropper and is sent home.

Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants.

There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who’ll be least shit.

Name Occupation PM count Twat? Day out
Amber-Rose Badrudin Convenience store owner 1 Yes
Anisa Khan Pizza company owner 2 Yes
Aoibheann Walsh Hair and beauty salon owner Yes 2
Carlo Brancati Hair transplant consultant Yes 3
Chisola Chitambala Virtual assistant company owner Yes
Dean Franklin Air conditioning company owner 1 Yes
Emma Rothwell Online gift store owner Yes 1
Emma Street Corporate project manager Yes
Frederick Afrifa Motivational speaker Yes
Dr Jana Denzel Cosmetic dentist Yes
Jonny Heaver Tutoring company owner Yes
Jordan Dargan Animation entrepreneur Yes
Keir Shave Telemarking company owner Yes
Liam Snellin Workwear brand owner 1 Yes
Max England Senior account manager Yes
Melica Moshiri Tech recruitment company owner Yes
Mia Collins Meal prep entrepreneur Yes
Nadia Suliaman Knightsbridge salon chain owner Yes

by StardustOasis

29 comments
  1. That was quite a forceful tap of the teaspoon on the mug there. This’ll be a fun boardroom.

  2. Delusion? Blind confidence? Whatever Nadia’s on, give me some

  3. uh the show isn’t judged on how good the food is, this isn’t masterchef

  4. Quite enjoying watching this series along with this thread each week 😄

  5. I still feel sorry for that poor burnt cabbage they didn’t get to upsell

  6. Nadia keep talking about how they “all decided” when she crushed all dissenters

  7. Nadia answers every question as if it’s beneath her to answer. What an awful woman!

  8. Nadia could get a job as a grave digger after this

  9. This has to be one of the all-time worst performance, Nadia doesn’t seem to understand literally anything that’s going on

  10. I’d laugh if Alan got the receptionist to fire Nadia because it would be a waste of time bringing them back in.

  11. Has this ever happened before? No discussion, just a straight firing?

  12. Was expecting Nadia to take leadership of the boardroom and fire Alan

  13. Watching your fires and they are all insane “we wanted her to stay in” who’s we

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