That text at the bottom is the joke: How much of his wealth comes from federal subsidies for electric vehicles government subsidies and contracts for SpaceX, Starlink and now armored wankpanzers for military use?
Ketamine addicts.
Elon is the caricature of an awkward loser from a 90s sitcom.
and people who have blown pupils because they are high AF.
“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchrbags”. —Dean Winchester
Dude’s zooted up on the toot-toot. But it’s mixed with ginkgo biloba and S. American dried snails and his dealer calls it a “smart drug.”
He’s higher than fuck. He’s created a whole new stratosphere of fuck.
I’d say it’s drugs.
Or No Talent Douchebags – Dean Winchester. Wait, that was at night. Meh, I think it’s the same, and Dean Winchester would agree.
How bright is it on Planet Cool?
Also the aggressively drugged up.
If I’m wearing sunglasses inside it’s because I’ve got light sensitivity and demon-red eyes.
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Or people on a whole lotta drugs
He’s probably hoping to avoid another clip going viral like that one at the inauguration where he’s looking around disoriented like a junkie lunatic
Why does he look like an extra for the Rhythm Nation tour ?
And people on Ketamine, or so I’ve heard.
Or has eyes redder than Satan.
Read somewhere he’s becoming paranoid and it’s to protect against class 3 lasers
He was high AF.
And addicts…
And stoned people
Chyron should read tax dollars going to SpaceX, Tesla, starlink.
Are those your Mother’s cataract glasses?
“When you are cool …the sun shines in you 24 hours a day!”
——Elon most likely.
I can’t get past the hat/jacket combo. It screams douche
I wear sunglasses at the rave to hide my saucer plate pupils due to ket 🤝 Elon wearing sunglasses at CPAC to hide his saucer plate pupils due to ket
idk if i can make a post about this but i put together all of his malfunctions during this interview
[https://youtu.be/tabyYUCLh9A?si=FztVG7dqgj7e9jh4](https://youtu.be/tabyYUCLh9A?si=FztVG7dqgj7e9jh4)
https://preview.redd.it/zf17j009qkke1.png?width=765&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ada5f6a0844aeb06f7df0ec80bff7e04f356995
[https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/2/17/2304388/-Musk-attacks-a-blind-man-and-loses](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/2/17/2304388/-Musk-attacks-a-blind-man-and-loses)
That text at the bottom is the joke: How much of his wealth comes from federal subsidies for electric vehicles government subsidies and contracts for SpaceX, Starlink and now armored wankpanzers for military use?
Ketamine addicts.
Elon is the caricature of an awkward loser from a 90s sitcom.
and people who have blown pupils because they are high AF.
“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchrbags”. —Dean Winchester
Dude’s zooted up on the toot-toot. But it’s mixed with ginkgo biloba and S. American dried snails and his dealer calls it a “smart drug.”
He’s higher than fuck. He’s created a whole new stratosphere of fuck.
I’d say it’s drugs.
Or No Talent Douchebags – Dean Winchester. Wait, that was at night. Meh, I think it’s the same, and Dean Winchester would agree.
How bright is it on Planet Cool?
Also the aggressively drugged up.
If I’m wearing sunglasses inside it’s because I’ve got light sensitivity and demon-red eyes.
https://preview.redd.it/7vbbmi54wkke1.png?width=1084&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e634d9e40e602ad0575b994b2d5e598127c0417
His dad was right about him.
And people that are drugged out of their minds
I’ve never seen someone more on drugs. This guy’s spiral is historic. Dudes going to be drooling soon.
Jim Jones also started wearing sunglasses to hide the fact that he was constantly high
He just took some killer molly that day and didn’t realize his pupils would be blown out
“Look I’m wearing a suit jacket and tshirt like an indy rock singer!”
*Hides bloodshot eyes after another ketamine binge behind sunglasses*
Surprised he didn’t have the ONE kid he likes sitting on his shoulders again.
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