What do you do? Knob off in an office in Crew all day? This patriot sculpted the balls of a lion.
Realism was the mane reason…
…. Who sculpted the lion on Westminster bridge?
Bit of a nothing really, or the kind of “I’m 13 and this is deep” thing.
I’d imagine that the sculptor of the lion itself also sculpted its balls.
I’m no expert on sculpting, but I’m pretty sure that there aren’t sculptors who specialise in the sole sculpting of balls but nothing else.
Could be wrong though, like I say, I’m no expert on sculpting.
Well I can safely say it wasn’t me….I’d have made ’em bigger for a start with bells 🙂
Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life.
Now if anyone in Westminster could grow a pair that would be great 👍
What about the lions at Nelson’s column? Do they have greyhound balls ?
I think he’s turtling
Walking around, I notice that lots of horse sculptures have a decent pair on them. Keep your eyes peeled. Some have veins.
That dude just took a picture of a statues balls
Had to? No. Born to.
If you want something to **really** think about, go to Coventry and find the devils dong!
With pleasure
You could probably squeeze them into shape with one hand?
Well he just sculpted the whole lion, yeah it has balls but artists aren’t really afraid of sculpting or drawing balls? It’s just sculpting nature it really isn’t strange at all unless you’re like 12 years old
Fun fact, the South Bank lion is not actually carved, its made from Coade Stone which is a type of ceramic stoneware.
So the lion’s balls were cast in a mould, not carved.
And then someone took this picture calling it out…
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Had to? HAD TO? That’s a goddamn privilege!
What do you do? Knob off in an office in Crew all day? This patriot sculpted the balls of a lion.
Realism was the mane reason…
…. Who sculpted the lion on Westminster bridge?
Bit of a nothing really, or the kind of “I’m 13 and this is deep” thing.
I’d imagine that the sculptor of the lion itself also sculpted its balls.
I’m no expert on sculpting, but I’m pretty sure that there aren’t sculptors who specialise in the sole sculpting of balls but nothing else.
Could be wrong though, like I say, I’m no expert on sculpting.
Well I can safely say it wasn’t me….I’d have made ’em bigger for a start with bells 🙂
Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life.
Now if anyone in Westminster could grow a pair that would be great 👍
What about the lions at Nelson’s column? Do they have greyhound balls ?
I think he’s turtling
Walking around, I notice that lots of horse sculptures have a decent pair on them. Keep your eyes peeled. Some have veins.
That dude just took a picture of a statues balls
Had to? No. Born to.
If you want something to **really** think about, go to Coventry and find the devils dong!
With pleasure
You could probably squeeze them into shape with one hand?
Well he just sculpted the whole lion, yeah it has balls but artists aren’t really afraid of sculpting or drawing balls? It’s just sculpting nature it really isn’t strange at all unless you’re like 12 years old
Fun fact, the South Bank lion is not actually carved, its made from Coade Stone which is a type of ceramic stoneware.
So the lion’s balls were cast in a mould, not carved.
And then someone took this picture calling it out…
Still got paid
It takes a lot of balls to sculpt that
Well you don’t want a lion with no balls
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