Genuinely curious as to what sort of toilet episode is treated by ice cream.
I can just imagine it speeding towards a Mr Whippy van that radioed in saying it needs an emergency resupply of raspberry ripple, with a siren that’s just an ice cream van jingle version of a normal siren.
A Mr Whippy support van outside a shitter… not the kind of soft-serve you’d want.
A flake blockage maybe.
Edit: I’d also need some kind of support after seeing the prices.
Presumably providing some kind of flake-down response service
It needs a pink flashing lightbar
Support vehicle suggests its supporting the Mr Whippy Mothership.
This is part of our new national defense system.
In case of invasion all the ice cream vans line up and play Greensleeves at maximum volume. The invaders ears burst sending them fleeing back to their foreign lands.
This the support van is like the roadies for that formation, ensuring the show must go on. This is part of the strategy to spend 2.5% GDP.
Bloody national heroes, take that, Vlad!!
Helps put out cones at incidents.
A Mercedes Mr Whippy support vehicle?
“Bono the hundreds and thousands have run out”
Gelatoilet
Reckon he’s curling one out around the toilet bowl, leaving a little point on top?
Came here to rant about Coastguard, RNLI and Mountain rescue are the 4th emergency service but I’ll accept defeat because I laughed.
Brain freeze after an ice cream
The AA actually had to stop using the line “to our members, we’re the fourth emergency service” because the Coastguard objected.
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Genuinely curious as to what sort of toilet episode is treated by ice cream.
I can just imagine it speeding towards a Mr Whippy van that radioed in saying it needs an emergency resupply of raspberry ripple, with a siren that’s just an ice cream van jingle version of a normal siren.
[Homer those are Ice Cream Men](https://images.app.goo.gl/P7Gs6L9Ar76hrjRi6)
The RNLI should have their own ice cream.
A Mr Whippy support van outside a shitter… not the kind of soft-serve you’d want.
A flake blockage maybe.
Edit: I’d also need some kind of support after seeing the prices.
Presumably providing some kind of flake-down response service
It needs a pink flashing lightbar
Support vehicle suggests its supporting the Mr Whippy Mothership.
This is part of our new national defense system.
In case of invasion all the ice cream vans line up and play Greensleeves at maximum volume. The invaders ears burst sending them fleeing back to their foreign lands.
This the support van is like the roadies for that formation, ensuring the show must go on. This is part of the strategy to spend 2.5% GDP.
Bloody national heroes, take that, Vlad!!
Helps put out cones at incidents.
A Mercedes Mr Whippy support vehicle?
“Bono the hundreds and thousands have run out”
Gelatoilet
Reckon he’s curling one out around the toilet bowl, leaving a little point on top?
Came here to rant about Coastguard, RNLI and Mountain rescue are the 4th emergency service but I’ll accept defeat because I laughed.
Brain freeze after an ice cream
The AA actually had to stop using the line “to our members, we’re the fourth emergency service” because the Coastguard objected.
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