God Save The King. He’s a king saved by God!

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1. God save the Queen, God save the Queen

2. I’m missing bargain hunt,

   What shall I have for lunch,

   Maybe some chips.

   Who would I rather be,

   Spongebob or Mr. T.

   I want a butler space monkey

   Cos I’m the Queen.

3. God save our gracious king,

   He’s like the royal thing,

   Not emperor Ming.

   Sometimes he talks to plants,

   But understand they can’t.

   God save our noble king,

   Something we sing.

4. Still read that as god save the queen

5. The Germans used to use the same tune for an anthem, with the pay off line being ‘Heil Kaiser, heil’.

6. God save the King
   His fascist regime
   It made you a moron
   Potential H Bomb

7. God save our gracious King,

   god save our graciouuus King,

   god save the King.

   Bring him our graciouuus King,

   make him our graciouuus King,

   and when the graciouuus King.

   God save the King.

8. God save our gracious king

   Here’s a washing machine

   You can’t afford

   If you don’t pay your debt

   Your house will be repossessed

   Phil’s gonna teabag your peeeeeeeeet

   Fucking pay us now

   -Russell Howard

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