I’m now officially Dutch

31 comments

1. My condolences.

2. Get better soon

3. Are you gonna start talking in that nonsense language now?

4. why do the dutch have a Belästigungsdienst?

5. Congratulations! Enjoy the sunny weather and great food

6. One of us, one of us! Get your caravan its almost time to roll out.

7. I’m so sorry for your loss.😪

8. I’m so sorry

9. Thoughts and prayers 🙏 😞

10. I wish you a speedy recovery

11. From Spanish to Dutch… Must have been hell of a growth spurt

12. Did you learn nothing from the War of Spanish Succession?

13. Great… now we have to recalculate all our statistics per capita.

14. Dont worry, we will send you a tikkie for the privilige of becoming one of us

15. Now you can die by snu snu

16. Im really sorry

17. Couldn’t you go for self body mutilation like any other Christian?

18. Why would someone put oneself through such a tragic thing

19. Look at the bright side, you could be Belgian

20. Oh no, it’s contagious.

21. How is your throat? Does it ache?

22. Dare I say that this sub is now

    G E K O L O N I S E E R D

23. Do you suddenly feel a certain urge to take every penny of change?

    That’s one of the symptoms…

24. Is it contagious???

25. I’m so sorry.

26. Disgusting

27. It’s treason then.

28. Truly a fate worst than death

29. EEN VAN ONS! EEN VAN ONS! EEN VAN ONS!

30. Reported for self-harm.

31. That’s awful! Tell us if you need anything.

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