This has got to work !

by jasonc619

31 comments

  5. You need to jazz this up with neon flashing lights if you want to attract higher end clientele.

    Name needs work. May I suggest “The Squeaky Peaky”

  9. They are very clever and the rat disappointment will be spread to the rat community

  10. HELP, I got caught in a scam rat trap (I’m not even a rat)!

  12. Big bucket, a ruler that will fit across it, a mop handle and some peanut butter smeared on the inside of the bucket.

  15. Funny but you’re gonna wake up with a full grown man in a lot of pain and a rat fursuit trapped in your garden. 

  17. Spearmint Rodent.

    Peppermint is better to deter the fuckers though.

  19. Rats are bloody smart unlike mice they seem to be very good at avoiding traps of all kinds.

  22. They’re annoyingly clever! The young ones are easy to catch but the older ones just seem to have a sixth sense for when something is a trap

  23. Times are hard for Roland since Kevin left to start his singing career.

  24. I am inexplicably entertained by this. Chuckled for s solid minute after seeing it

  31. I was reading an old Viz last week and the star letter was:

    *”A pest control officer told me recently that mice aren’t that keen on cheese and much prefer jam or chocolate biscuits. Well, that may be the case, but until they buy a 350 grand house and let me move in behind their skirting board, they can eat whatever the fuck I decide to put in the traps.”*

    **Bartholomew String, Devon.**

    This level of effort reminded me of that letter.

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