Red sky warning this morning! I was greeted with this stern warning as I looked out from my semi detached castle…

by HarkenDarkness

36 comments

  3. I mean, it’s more orange than red but thanks for the heads up.

  5. A red sun rises? Blood has been spilled this night.

  6. Red sky at night, shepherds delight. Red sky in the morning, shepherds pie.

  7. Get that factor 50 smothered on, blistering heat of just over double figures incoming?

  8. What are you some kind of sheep herd?

    It’s just the sun. It’s useful. You’ll enjoy it.

  9. Very fitting after watching The Omen last night, lol.

  11. Right, I’m staying in bed. Another crisis averted!

  12. Red sky at night, Taunton’s alight.
    Floods in the morning, global warning.

  13. I had a dream about the nuclear apocalypse last night so this was nice.

  14. Red sky at night, Shepard’s delight. Red sky in the morning, barn on fire.

  15. Red sky at night, farmers house on fire…

    Red sky in the morning, the fucking fire brigade still haven’t turned up…

  17. Attention stalkers, an emission is approaching, I repeat, an emission is approaching!

    Seek shelter immediately!

  19. Did you miss the bright pink sky? that was peak earliness

  21. It’s like Wagner’s unpublished last opera, the burning of the suburbs. Highlights include the chorus of the lawnmowers and the neighbourhood watch quartet

  24. Black sky at noon, you’re on the moon!

    (Credit: Peter Serafinowicz)

  25. Let’s go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.

  26. Like it. This must be what the kids mean when they say “that’s lit”.

  27. Red sky in the morning: shepherd’s warning.

    Red sky at night: shepherd’s house on fire.

    That’s the second Jasper Carrot pun I’ve shared in a week.

  28. Shepherds saying. Red Sky in the morning, dog shat on the rug overnight.

  30. It was the same here in Swansea this morning as well. But so far its just grey and miserable. Not outright shitty.

  31. I was always told – red sky in the morning, sailor’s warning.

    I’m not a sailor, so bugger it.

  35. Just go back to bed and wait for whatever it is to blow over.

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