Random but you can use the keys on corned beef tins to unlock trolleys at supermarkets. You just put the circular part into the coin slot give it a wiggle and the trolley unlocks
A mini circular saw would make short work of that.
Where’s the blowtorch?! Do you want that beef or not!?!
It’s the only food that’s princely enough to deserve its own key.
All hail the corned beef!
Because its all muscular and compact, like Dr Rick Dagless MD
Just use a tin opener on the wider end … 🤦♀️
Simple as mate
You’ve made a hash of that.
Don’t see a plasma cutter – you’re not even trying.
Aldi has a middle aisle special on angle grinders…
Do you have a carer?
Proper war food corned beef
Some people just aren’t willing to put the effort into buying the right plastic explosives to get into their corned beef and it really fucking shows
Use a tin opener on the narrow end, then use it on the wider end, then the ‘meat’ can be safely pushed through. Care is needed as the metal edges are sharp. But by doing both ends there’s no vacuum to stop the ‘meat’ coming out.
what on earth are the screwdrivers and hammer doing there? The pliers will be enough to peel the thing open just as if you were using they key.
Have you tried driving over it with a tank? Or, just using a tin opener?
Always pierce the tin first.
Have you considered getting a job at Kwik Fit?
Just wait til you try to get into those fucking frey bentoss pies 😡
You missed the key to the whole operation
Ten minutes in the microwave and it’ll pop right open.
all of this effort for _corned beef_ is insane
I don’t think the corned beef is the problem here OP.
Use a tin opener?
uhhh. It’s not? If you’ve lost the key, just use a normal tin opener
Just use a normal can opener…
If it won’t open, just use an ordinary tin opener and remove both ends of corn beef tin.
It’s not. Trying to open a can of some thing are you? Have you perhaps thought of a can opener?
Less corned beef, more armoured cow.
Judging by the scene, I’d say this is the first time OP has ever used tools
I badly cut the tip of my thumb trying to open a can of corned beef when the key fell off. Sprayed blood up the kitchen wall and everything.
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It generally isn’t.
Random but you can use the keys on corned beef tins to unlock trolleys at supermarkets. You just put the circular part into the coin slot give it a wiggle and the trolley unlocks
A mini circular saw would make short work of that.
Where’s the blowtorch?! Do you want that beef or not!?!
It’s the only food that’s princely enough to deserve its own key.
All hail the corned beef!
Because its all muscular and compact, like Dr Rick Dagless MD
Just use a tin opener on the wider end … 🤦♀️
Simple as mate
You’ve made a hash of that.
Don’t see a plasma cutter – you’re not even trying.
Aldi has a middle aisle special on angle grinders…
Do you have a carer?
Proper war food corned beef
Some people just aren’t willing to put the effort into buying the right plastic explosives to get into their corned beef and it really fucking shows
Standard can opener goes around the corners
Why not just use a normal tin opener?
Nice hammer mate, missus has the same one
https://preview.redd.it/nmg3e2co8xke1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=181dffa2ff08a0ee8ce1e370e7600946e9f031b3
Use a tin opener on the narrow end, then use it on the wider end, then the ‘meat’ can be safely pushed through. Care is needed as the metal edges are sharp. But by doing both ends there’s no vacuum to stop the ‘meat’ coming out.
what on earth are the screwdrivers and hammer doing there? The pliers will be enough to peel the thing open just as if you were using they key.
Have you tried driving over it with a tank? Or, just using a tin opener?
Always pierce the tin first.
Have you considered getting a job at Kwik Fit?
Just wait til you try to get into those fucking frey bentoss pies 😡
You missed the key to the whole operation
Ten minutes in the microwave and it’ll pop right open.
all of this effort for _corned beef_ is insane
I don’t think the corned beef is the problem here OP.
Use a tin opener?
uhhh. It’s not? If you’ve lost the key, just use a normal tin opener
Just use a normal can opener…
If it won’t open, just use an ordinary tin opener and remove both ends of corn beef tin.
It’s not. Trying to open a can of some thing are you? Have you perhaps thought of a can opener?
Less corned beef, more armoured cow.
Judging by the scene, I’d say this is the first time OP has ever used tools
I badly cut the tip of my thumb trying to open a can of corned beef when the key fell off. Sprayed blood up the kitchen wall and everything.
Why don’t you use a tinopener on the ends.
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