Giving him some American history.

by Lost-Beach3122

24 comments
  1. Our government will completely bend over for him. The best we’ll get are some trite jokes on the bbc and probably a couple of protests that he will be no where near.

  2. I BEG OF YOU PLEASE DO THIS.

    skip the milk shake and go straight to tar

  3. Fill the potholes with them- the tar has the most use and personality and should be elected as quickly as possible.

  4. he’ll probably try to set up some kind of attack, where his ear is almost fatally wounded by a ‘knife-wielding foreign’.
    there’ll be no evidence of an ear-related knife wound a week after ofc, & the ‘swarthy foreign-type’ will be a farage/robinson minion called Keith, or something.
    but I’d imagine this lot have thought well ahead & will have their victimry at full-mast if they’re here.

  5. Hell no, toxic don will pollute our waters. Think of the innocent leeches; newts and tadpoles……we’ll burn him instead!

  6. Just throw petrol on him and torch him with a flamethrower. A lighter and an aerosol can works just fine.

  7. Or just allow him to build a golf course on a pristine sand dune habitat… either or.

  8. Brits are savages. You seen what they did to Braveheart and Guy Fawkes?

  9. Snowflakes everywhere crying at shit they can’t control

  10. I didn’t think convicted criminals were allowed to visit

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