Jesusland

Posted by 4_Dogs_Dad

44 comments

  1. I mean….the States of Nevada, Arizona, and New Canada should also be blue.

  4. As a New Yorker, I’m okay with this. I love curling!

  5. As a Minnesotan, I’m proud to say I know the Canadian National Anthem already… in four part harmony.

  7. It would be scary to consider that most of the nukes would be in Jesusland.

  9. Why no love for Colorado and New Mexico?

    Edit: remove map, see below

  13. On behalf of Ohio could we maybe get probationary status as members?

  15. As a Californian… sign me up for the poutine & healthcare. I’ll bring the wine & 7+ for a dollar avocados (or other greenery as requested).

  17. Trump is probably already planning to give Alaska back to Russia for absolutely nothing in return. Well nothing for the United States, but I’m sure plenty of money for himself under the table.
    By the way every time he gives Russia something for nothing I assume he gets a secret wire transfer from Putin.
    Sorry if this comment becomes prophecy.

  19. Wait why is Nevada Jesusland?

    Bro we have the sinniest city of all cities.

  22. This is a fabulous idea. Let the south secede like they always wanted and they can be the backwater of their dreams 🤣

  24. Please please don’t abandon us Coloradans in Jesusland

  25. Please… I don’t want to be stuck in East Tennessee Jesusland 😥

  31. Hey NM is a blue state don’t lump us in with these other assholes.

  32. Please Accept Ohio. They are good folk. They are just hurt, give them a few years and a few more Tim Hortons locations and they will come around.

    -from a fellow Ohioan

  34. I would vote and fight for this to happen. Let the red states survive on their own without taking blue states money and shitting on us at the same time

  36. If this happened the other states would be forced to sell land to Canada relatively quickly. Welfare states can’t afford to survive without the GDP of blue states for very long. But who knows, they might just let their country collapse before admitting they’re wrong.

  37. Jesus was too woke, maybe: The Democratic Sheeples Republic of Trump is in Charge (F*#k You if You Have Concerns) ?

  38. It should be “Dumbfuckistan”, Jesus doesn’t want anything to do with it.

  39. I’m in Arizona. I guess the wife and I are moving unless Phoenix is an exclave. I doubt a Jew would do well in Jesusland.

  41. For once you guys would know what it is to have 7 political parties.

  42. Please don’t forget Colorado, we are more like you than them.

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