The day has come: we are the best per capita in double standards πŸ‡³πŸ‡±πŸ€

by Eames_HouseBird

27 comments
  1. Didn’t you already give your army to Hans or something?

  2. We’re too pretty to fight.

    Now Germans on then other hand are made for fighting.

  3. I’m perfectly happy to be part of some kind of online army, provided the pay is good and I get carte blanche to say what I want.

  4. Crazy they managed to get the entire Dutch military in a single photograph.

  5. Well we already bought 100 of your Leopard 2A6 tanks for pennies, so guess we could do something nice for you for change. Maybe you got something else you could sell for cheap?

  6. I’m fine with this. Barry krumps da gitz. Jan pays for it.

    At least one of us is doing something he enjoys.

  7. I’m curious about how waging war with US bought tech would work.

    Say EU countries would decide to secure Ukrainian air space with F-35’s, but Trump doesn’t want that. Would there be kill switches to disable some of the tech?

    That’d be the end of all trust in US tech ofc, but I still can’t imagine the US selling f-35’s WITHOUT kill switch to some countries.Β 

    I’m curious about that

  8. We’re gonna fund an army and make the Poles fight in it. I don’t see the problem, we love being frugal and the Poles love getting low wages for hard work.

  9. I’m sorry boys, but we’ll enlist your asses. Everybody fights. Nobody quits. Europa invicta.

  10. I’m sorry Jan, but we’re the best at double standards.

    When asked whether they would want other EU countries to support Austria militarily in case Austria were attacked, 72% of Austrians said yes.

    But when asked whether Austria should militarily support another EU country if they were attacked, only 13% of Austrians agreed.

  11. We want a European army, but do not wish to participate ourselves.

    This allows Europe to save its best and brightest in case of a war.

    If we win the war, we will repopulate the continent with giants.

    If we lose the war, we will create a new continent somewhere in the atlantic ocean.

  12. Russia should invade them next. They have some cool tech to loot. America can take a piece to keep the peace too.

  13. The picture unironically goes extremely hard. Just curious: who in NATO is using Mi-8’s?

  14. We are willing to sacrifice every Pole and German for our comfort!

  15. Classical Calvinist elite mentality, nothing surprising really

  16. The Dutch do not even have their own military structures anymore. About a year ago, they merged with the Germany. No wonder they want to expand such a model even more. I don’t think anyone in Europe shares their opinion…

  17. I just heard that we are gonna invest in Airbus πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ¦…πŸ¦…

  18. Well just have to use the poor Eastern Europeans as infantry. Kind of kidding but also what I expect would happen

  19. It doesn’t seem unreasonable to not want to fight yourselves when you have the Fr*nch for neighbours.

    Much better to fight them instead.

  20. Do i want an european army because pacifism without arms is a fools dream? Yes

    Am i willing to die for libertarian-and-going-farther-right europe? Lol no

  21. Need an army, don’t want to be a soldier. Need clean energy, don’t want no windmill near my house. Need a place to put those refugees, not near my house etc. NIMBY.

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