Fuck around, find out. Common Pierre W

by KugelVanHamster

25 comments
  1. I mean, the only dating app created for people wanting to cheat on their partner was created by French people after all…

  2. Meanwhile, his wife is at home with her lover. Who cares.

  3. ”Pierre, we have photos of you with a prostitute !”

    — cool, can I have a copy ?

    — we have a photo of you pouring cola in red wine

    — oh fuck you Ivan I must have been drunk, what do you propose ?”

  4. Cheating is the cornerstone to a successful French marriage

  5. You need to get footage of them speaking English, or eating cheese / drinking wine which is not of French origin. That’s the only way you can shame a Frenchman.

  6. New KGB tactics: “we have da kompromat… We have film when we sent 3 prostitutes to your room and we filmed you sending them away. Now you do what we say or the video is send to family and coworkers.”

  7. The French must have learnt this from Berlusconi himself

  8. Parternity tests are literally banned in France because it was ruining too many families lol

  9. Frankly, this is how all blackmailing should be solved: it won’t be published in the press, the photos won’t be used against you to fire you, and so on.

    Problem solved.

  10. What about the time one of them got honey trapped by a Chinese femboy?

  11. I’m going to defend Pierre for the first time in my life. Everyone talks about him pissing outside the pot, when it’s Luigi who should have that reputation – those guys cheat AND brag about it.

  12. Maybe not their spies, but their diplomats are fair game; see [Shi Pei Pu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu):

    > Shi Pei Pu (Chinese: 时佩璞; pinyin: Shí Pèipú; 21 December 1938 – 30 June 2009)[1] was a Chinese opera singer from Beijing. He became a spy and obtained secrets from Bernard Boursicot, an employee in the French embassy, during a 20-year-long sexual affair in which the performer convinced Boursicot that he was a woman. He claimed to have had a child that he insisted had been born through their relations.

  13. True story. And you can loose your citizenship if you don’t have mistresses and lovers.

  14. on a another note a french diplomat in china got intercourse with a chinese opera singer who was a man acting as a woman
    for 20 long years
    this could be described as the first femboy honeypot case in history if you ask me

  15. USA also tried to blackmail former Indonesian President and Prime Minister Sukarno with his sex tape, to which Sukarno simply anwered “give me more, I like watching it”.

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