Winner for how not to advertise a job?

by captainwang24

44 comments
  1. The irony here is that an unprofessional pre-amble like that is a massive red flag to the exact type of worker they’re trying to hire. 

  2. >Im hard working and reliable

    The irony of that while the recruitment ASSociate failed to proofread

  3. You couldn’t make this up. It gives me red flags about the employer.

  4. Interesting that they correctly said, “also a lot of cleaning” but then incorrectly, “what alot seem to do” later on. It’s a massive red flag when a hiring manager doesn’t know that “a lot” is two words.

  5. Total red flag, you can be sure the management tea room in this place is wall to wall with 100% arseholes.

  6. This exact job has been online for so long, possibly years even. How does he not realise it’s off putting lol

  7. Is this from Indeed? I’ve had to unsubscribe because they keep filling up my inbox with shite job offers that I have no previous experience of.

  8. As someone who operates machinery and who has had to recruit and manage fellow machine operators, I understand the frustration behind this job ad.

    That said, this is, of course, completely tactless and likely to put off the wrong sort of people.

    Is it still the case that you need to be seen to be actively trying to gain employment to access unemployment benefits? That would certainly explain a few things.

  9. That’s madness we should apply apply and and ask for £55 ahour

  10. I see they’re giving plenty of opportunity for overtime.

  11. Average truck driving job advert. “Mummy’s boys need not apply” etc. Apes.

  12. “we go through the workers” little wonder why, the attitude in this job ad says it all.

  13. Went to the skool of hard knocks and has a masters digree from the University of life.

  14. Only good thing about that add is they are completely upfront about how much of dicks they’d be to work with. Anybody who applies with job add and thinks it’ll be a walk in the park more fool on

  15. Check out his replies to negative feedback 😂😂😂

  16. He’s been hiring for well over a year, and I haven’t been fortunate enough to get even an interview.

    Red flags everywhere

  17. Bet they’re paying minimum wage and spouting that shite

  18. I would be so petty if I had the time.

    I would apply for the role, make my CV look like an instruction manual for this job, find out how many interviews they want go to the first, play nice, last one I’m laying into them right at the end when the “so do you have any questions” shtick comes up.

    Absolute bell end

  19. More red flags than the soviet union.

    Any money they won’t pay the employees pension contributions or NI

  20. This is 100% British Supplements, I’d bet the guy that runs it wrote this ad as well. He’s absolute rocket lolol

  21. >looking to do the least and get paid the most

    Sounds like every CEO and top managaer of every for profit business!

  22. Check out the reviews, naming and insulting customers who left bad reviews.

  23. Surely everyone has “I’m hardworking and reliable” already on their CV. Boiler plate crap that everyone puts haha.

    Though if I was desperate for a job and saw this, I’d still be saying hell no. You gotta have some major issues if you can read this job post and still consider applying.

  24. I like how they got more pissed off as it went on i was half expecting the last sentence to be something like “you know what, forget it. There is no job. Your fired”

  25. I would respond with a prospective application, asking if there is an opening for an advertisement proof reader.

    Or apply, and if I get an interview, present them with a grammatically correct version of their advert. Then tell them to be thankful I haven’t wasted their time.

  26. Aside from the actual content, the grammar and punctuation are terrible.

  27. This guy might be the most grifty hussler style person who would sexually assault some one and deny it after saying they were not his type. You can smell the lynx body spray and I bet he drives a BMW or an Audi

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