Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar.
It’s week five, and the candidates are having a crack at creating and branding a new chocolate Easter egg before pitching to industry buyers. For one team, their mild matcha egg leaves buyers wanting more, whilst the other team’s scrambled branding leads to confusion in the pitch. In the boardroom, which candidate will Lord Sugar 'egg-spell'?
Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants.
There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who’ll be least shit.
| Name | Occupation | PM count | Twat? | Day out |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amber-Rose Badrudin | Convenience store owner | 1 | Yes | – |
| Anisa Khan | Pizza company owner | 2 | Yes | – |
| Aoibheann Walsh | Hair and beauty salon owner | – | Yes | 2 |
| Carlo Brancati | Hair transplant consultant | – | Yes | 3 |
| Chisola Chitambala | Virtual assistant company owner | – | Yes | – |
| Dean Franklin | Air conditioning company owner | 1 | Yes | – |
| Emma Rothwell | Online gift store owner | – | Yes | 1 |
| Emma Street | Corporate project manager | – | Yes | – |
| Frederick Afrifa | Motivational speaker | – | Yes | – |
| Dr Jana Denzel | Cosmetic dentist | – | Yes | – |
| Jonny Heaver | Tutoring company owner | – | Yes | – |
| Jordan Dargan | Animation entrepreneur | – | Yes | – |
| Keir Shave | Telemarking company owner | – | Yes | – |
| Liam Snellin | Workwear brand owner | 1 | Yes | – |
| Max England | Senior account manager | – | Yes | – |
| Melica Moshiri | Tech recruitment company owner | – | Yes | – |
| Mia Collins | Meal prep entrepreneur | 1 | Yes | – |
| Nadia Suliaman | Knightsbridge salon chain owner | 1 | Yes | 4 |
by StardustOasis
34 comments
The luxury brand that looks similar to Cadbury’s has the cheapest looking promo
To be fair to choco-luxe their video actually looks like something a startup that has never sold a product would put on social media.
Oh good Lord (Sugar).
It’s been years since I’ve watched The Apprentice, has any team ever made a good advert on this show?
Is Jana oblivious to the fact that the Easter bunny exists? No one seems to have mentioned it to him (based on what we’ve shown), and he keeps on about creating an original character for Easter as if one doesn’t already exist
Edit: oh, the Easter bunny is outdated, apparently.
Does Amber Rose think “Luxury” means “very little effort”?
They’re both dreadful, but I think Team Easter Astronaut’s actual product might edge it for them. The prototype doesn’t look brilliant but seems to clearly link in with the branding, and actually tastes nice. No idea what the other team is trying to do.
…..it’s chocolate, of course the kids are gonna like it
Nothing like enough matcha.
I don’t like the look of the egg because it looks like something someone made during a tantrum when they were 5.
Max cosplaying as a Burger King rep
Yeah mate that crown is screaming high end
Why did the kids give more accurate criticism than the poshos
Easter Ed – guarantee Alan makes a Mr Ed joke.
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Why are they wearing tacky crowns? Is this a ‘luxury’ thing?
Edit: and why is the guy at the back wearing the weird hood?
Brave of him to assume there were no child hating french people in the room
The only children in my life are utter bellends.
Matcha as an ’emerging’ trend? Was this filmed in 2019?
Has someone blown the aerial shot budget on just shots of Oxford Circus?
No chance he fucking stood there in a suit and a dumbass tinfoil helmet at a pitch
I knew Tesco would try get the exclusive. Apparently they try it with any new product in real negotiations.
An offer of 150k turned down? Everyone else buying 4
Are they doing the pitches at a mini golf place?
Positivity and kindness? Mate it’s an Easter egg it’s not that deep
It’s not about eating junk food? – it’s a chocolate egg, you plonker!
Someone grab Karen doing that “nah nah” as a gif!
That pitch to waitrose was so cringy I almost collapsed in on myself
I don’t think popping candy will go viral.
Jonnys getting a strong “Not supporting your team” edit.
They’re going to sell a million to Tesco? Seems quite optimistic
I worked in Waitrose so I’m good for this task
Dean drank a matcha tea once so he knows his shit.
Karen getting a dig in there – what a cow!
Oh no I laughed at one of Siralans comments about the loo brush
Cue the cheap looking egg having an order of 400 million from Aldi or something.
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