Treating my wife to a pair of these babies from Lidl, what could go wrong?

by BigBlueMountainStar

35 comments

  3. Maaaate! Nooo! Think about it, yeah? You’ve got a good thing going wiv ‘er! Don’t blow it now!

    You’ve bought them, haven’t you?

  6. She won’t wear them and they’ll end up gathering dust in the corner of a charity shop in a few years time.

  7. I suppose one way or another they are getting wrapped around your head

  9. They look like a good contraceptive. She won’t touch you after she spots them

  10. Stiletto winkle pickers in Ikea tones, a bold choice

  12. That’s gonny hurt when she toes you in the baws

  14. They look like part of a Halloween Sexy Mr Tumble costume.

  15. Do many women’s high-heeled shoes have obviously plastic heels?

  16. some of my favourite and longest-lasting clothes are esmara/from lidl. for real.

  17. Just make sure you round off the heels in case she hits you with them.

  22. The heel….looks like a mini hazard at work sign.

  23. if you are buying for ahmmm cough …. friend , do they match your dress

  24. I only know one woman, and she just walked out the door shouting THE SHOOOES!

  25. I quite like them. If I wore heels, I would wear them

  30. I think they’re hilariously good, I’d wear them with the Christian Aldior dress

  31. I actually love them! They’re so fun and silly and colourful. I’d absolutely wear them.

  33. Mate if this doesn’t get you laid, then file a divorce

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