“if you can’t lift her don’t shift her sir” by awkward_irishman Tags:Northern IrelandUnited Kingdom 23 comments If the river runs red use the dirt track instead If she ain’t red, keep her in the shed sir If in doubt, pull it out? If the junctions empty give her plenty If it’s ugly and wide, let it bide Put her in fifth and let her diff sir. If there’s grass on the pitch, play ball No smoke, no poke. Get er bucked “Up yer’ hole with a jam roll”.. If at first they don’t understand you, repeat it LOUD and SLOW Keep her low through Ardboe. Drop a few and give her the shoe sir That would be an ecumenical matter! Yer ma’s yer da Ooh ah Paul McGrath One up the bum, no harm done. “Wud ye like yer driveway power washed, sir boss” All fart no poo Wait, I thought Shift was a Southern saying, specifically Cork and the Whest?? Boil yer pish “Does yer granny have a fanny? Does it smell? Sniff sniff, fucken hell!” Oh Bond said this…..”and your full of it” Comments are closed.
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If the river runs red use the dirt track instead
If she ain’t red, keep her in the shed sir
If in doubt, pull it out?
If the junctions empty give her plenty
If it’s ugly and wide, let it bide
Put her in fifth and let her diff sir.
If there’s grass on the pitch, play ball
No smoke, no poke.
Get er bucked
“Up yer’ hole with a jam roll”..
If at first they don’t understand you, repeat it LOUD and SLOW
Keep her low through Ardboe.
Drop a few and give her the shoe sir
That would be an ecumenical matter!
Yer ma’s yer da
Ooh ah Paul McGrath
One up the bum, no harm done.
“Wud ye like yer driveway power washed, sir boss”
All fart no poo
Wait, I thought Shift was a Southern saying, specifically Cork and the Whest??
Boil yer pish
“Does yer granny have a fanny? Does it smell? Sniff sniff, fucken hell!”
Oh Bond said this…..”and your full of it”
Comments are closed.