…you’ve got more chance of pissing in the Queen’s handbag.
How can you have any pudding if ya don’t eat ya meat
>There’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom…
…who *is* this demented orange wanker??
…there aren’t no party like an S Club party.
RELEASE THE SAUSAGES!!!!!
Sling it you wasteman
Smells like weed
String them up by the hairs of their arse and beat them round the head with a sock full of hot piss…
You’ve been Tangoed
I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker and it does me good, like it bloody well should….
…. You fucking want some?
I have a cunning plan
Look after your broom
Too me, to you.
Your dad sells Avon
You shlaaaag
Don’t talk shite!!!
Don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining.
Who smelt it dealt it
He who hingeth aboot getteth hee haw
Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace!
Can’t park there
I am Ronnie Fucking Pickering
“Difficult, difficult, lemon difficult.”
They don’t like it up ’em Captain Mainwairing
You can’t polish a turd
Turns out…
Little monkey fella
Nice to see you… to see you, nice
Pork Markets.
0800 00 1066
MY FATHER WAS A TOOL MAKER
Boaty McBoatface
Don’t turn on the big light
Oi oi savaloy
Arse, feck, drink!
It’s shite being Scottish
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
“You won, Jane. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night cmpletely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you hav all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. So Jane, take your money and get off my property.”
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Bus wankers
Chat shit, get banged.
Never look a gift Nazi in the mouth
>There’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom…
…you’ve got more chance of pissing in the Queen’s handbag.
How can you have any pudding if ya don’t eat ya meat
>There’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom…
…who *is* this demented orange wanker??
…there aren’t no party like an S Club party.
RELEASE THE SAUSAGES!!!!!
Sling it you wasteman
Smells like weed
String them up by the hairs of their arse and beat them round the head with a sock full of hot piss…
You’ve been Tangoed
I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker and it does me good, like it bloody well should….
…. You fucking want some?
I have a cunning plan
Look after your broom
Too me, to you.
Your dad sells Avon
You shlaaaag
Don’t talk shite!!!
Don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining.
Who smelt it dealt it
He who hingeth aboot getteth hee haw
Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace!
Can’t park there
I am Ronnie Fucking Pickering
“Difficult, difficult, lemon difficult.”
They don’t like it up ’em Captain Mainwairing
You can’t polish a turd
Turns out…
Little monkey fella
Nice to see you… to see you, nice
Pork Markets.
0800 00 1066
MY FATHER WAS A TOOL MAKER
Boaty McBoatface
Don’t turn on the big light
Oi oi savaloy
Arse, feck, drink!
It’s shite being Scottish
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
“You won, Jane. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night cmpletely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you hav all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. So Jane, take your money and get off my property.”
BANG and the dirt is gone.
“See it, say it, sort it.”
Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.
No likey, no lighty.
Get out of my pub!
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