I’d say those negotiations went well.

by Kronk_if_ur_horny

25 comments
  1. USA switched side…I never expected someone else to do that

  2. Zelensky forgot the first rule of talking with Trump. Kiss his arse and flatter him. Tell him hes the greatest dealmaker. Just make up anything that sounds good

  3. “Maybe I should have do like the president of Afghanistan and just chill after leaving the country”

  4. He did as well as anyone could, in a game where the outcome was pre determined, where Zelensky had been thrown under the bus before the meeting even started. Watching that slimebag Vance act the bad cop was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen in the white house, and I’ve seen [trump shill fucking beans](https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-president-is-shilling-beans) from there.

    You did better than anyone else would have done in your shoes Mr. Zelensky, greatest leader of my lifetime! I am at your service. Slava Ukraini!

  5. Zelensky knew nothing he said could get Commie Donnie back from Putin’s lap. So there was no use in sugar mouthing. Let this be a lesson for all of us.

  6. The old USA and NATO just died. Historic moment.

    Well, it was fun as long as it lasted, gentlemen. Getting rough again.

  7. It’s hard talking to someone who has daddy issues and just have found their new father figure.

  8. If I remember correctly Zelenski was a comedian before being president, I think he couldn’t imagine how surreal his time as president would be.

  9. I’m excited to be the first man in my family to die in the SAME trench as Hanz.

  10. Wonder how long it takes for Trump to give Weapons or Soldiers to Russia.

  11. We should create a tag below « Savage » at this point

  12. Is it me or is the *Red Alert* timeline asserting itself?

    Wait… no the 1940s unpleasantness still happened.

  13. We really need to repurpose our satellites to add military functionality. Elmo will either stop allowing Ukraine to use it or pass through all the Intel to Russia if he isn’t already. There needs to be another communication system for Ukraine to be kept out of the dark in operations.

  14. Is it really nagotiation if one side hadnt even had the chance to say a full sentence without being interupted?

  15. For the record, I’m Canadian, since there’s people bitching about my flair.

    We have people here mentally preparing for a “special military operation” style invasion from the States. I have family members worried about their livelihoods because of what the Tariffs will do, thinking Trump will force our country into economic collapse so he can take it over. Both of which i think are a little much, but it shows the panic and distress he is causing here.

    Don’t mistake me for an American. Our Prime Minister, as awful as he has been, has doubled down on showing support for Ukraine since Trump took office. We are on the same side as EU.

  16. RIP Nato. I’m really scared for our Baltic brothers and sisters…

  17. One more reason for a European Federation. Fuck Trump. Fuck Vance. Fuck Elon.

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