Worst nicky knocky nine doors ever by badburns1992 Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 34 comments You’re a wheelie bin now. You have been blessed. It means she wants you to recycle them Add an empty jar, take the bag to a random doorstep. Fast. Otherwise the curse rests on you. Ahh you aswell She wants to buy your farts Can’t believe she left your door ajar One of your neighbours makes jam/chutneys You now have to make jam and marmalade. She thought you were someone else who asked her for spare jars They contain the souls of the undead. She’s a witch I’d keep lid on it if I were you. It’s an old Irish thing . Think it some sort of hex put upon you lovely jars with lids, i think she wants you to pickle some red onions Or she thinks you’re a screw top. Next will be a pile of jam. Be ready with a scoop. She wants poo samples and lots of them… Someone had put out a request for empty jars for making jam/pickles, and she got the address wrong. Are you in Birmingham. Improvised recycling as bin men on strike. [removed] It’s means omerta, it means rewenge Everyone’s missing the real question……. nicky knocky nine doors??! Knock down ginger where I’m from, apparently I’ve moved to an area where it’s ding dong ditch That must’ve been a very jarring experience for you. You’re quids in with that bag It’s probably harmless, but it must be jarring nonetheless. Ask around your neighbours, she’s definitely got the wrong address. Likely someone asked for some jars on Facebook/Nextdoor. You’d better fill them with jams and chutneys. Pronto. Don’t ask questions. You don’t want to risk the terrible retribution of the Granny Mafia You’ve been jarred mate!!!!! Mistake she was dropping maybe to someone else and got the number wrong Used Bob Marleys. They usually have jammin She’ll be back at dusk to collect and those jars better be filled, so help me god. She’s passing on the jam maker curse. It is now your duty, until you find the next chosen one. Jamnappers. Stay safe, hun. x o x It’s a scam. Shared in Steeple Bumpstead hun x “Have you got my jars?” “Yes” “They were full when I left them… “ Comments are closed.
Everyone’s missing the real question……. nicky knocky nine doors??! Knock down ginger where I’m from, apparently I’ve moved to an area where it’s ding dong ditch
Ask around your neighbours, she’s definitely got the wrong address. Likely someone asked for some jars on Facebook/Nextdoor.
You’d better fill them with jams and chutneys. Pronto. Don’t ask questions. You don’t want to risk the terrible retribution of the Granny Mafia
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You’re a wheelie bin now. You have been blessed.
It means she wants you to recycle them
Add an empty jar, take the bag to a random doorstep. Fast. Otherwise the curse rests on you.
Ahh you aswell
She wants to buy your farts
Can’t believe she left your door ajar
One of your neighbours makes jam/chutneys
You now have to make jam and marmalade.
She thought you were someone else who asked her for spare jars
They contain the souls of the undead. She’s a witch
I’d keep lid on it if I were you.
It’s an old Irish thing . Think it some sort of hex put upon you
lovely jars with lids, i think she wants you to pickle some red onions
Or she thinks you’re a screw top.
Next will be a pile of jam. Be ready with a scoop.
She wants poo samples and lots of them…
Someone had put out a request for empty jars for making jam/pickles, and she got the address wrong.
Are you in Birmingham. Improvised recycling as bin men on strike.
[removed]
It’s means omerta, it means rewenge
Everyone’s missing the real question……. nicky knocky nine doors??!
Knock down ginger where I’m from, apparently I’ve moved to an area where it’s ding dong ditch
That must’ve been a very jarring experience for you.
You’re quids in with that bag
It’s probably harmless, but it must be jarring nonetheless.
Ask around your neighbours, she’s definitely got the wrong address. Likely someone asked for some jars on Facebook/Nextdoor.
You’d better fill them with jams and chutneys. Pronto. Don’t ask questions. You don’t want to risk the terrible retribution of the Granny Mafia
You’ve been jarred mate!!!!!
Mistake she was dropping maybe to someone else and got the number wrong
Used Bob Marleys. They usually have jammin
She’ll be back at dusk to collect and those jars better be filled, so help me god.
She’s passing on the jam maker curse. It is now your duty, until you find the next chosen one.
Jamnappers. Stay safe, hun. x o x
It’s a scam. Shared in Steeple Bumpstead hun x
“Have you got my jars?”
“Yes”
“They were full when I left them… “
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