I’ve never heard anyone say ‘Youse’. Surely the correct way to say ‘Yall’ would be ‘You all’.
I am never using Series instead of season, a Serie is the whole show.
Edit: you brits can drip tour crumpets into marmites as much as you want I am not saying Series 1, ever.
Not holding out much hope for you.
You’re on a sub where the first word of the description is used in the American way rather than the British….
You have some nice **colour** in this chart
Series One? I thought a season was part of a series?
Boddle uh wadder ❌
Bo’oh o’ wo’ah ✅
Sidewalk -> Pavement
Schedule (“SK”) -> Schedule (“SH”)
Bluebèrries -> Blùeberries
Imposter -> Impostor
Lil -> Little
WATER (it’s not fucking WAH-DURRRR like you’re a special needs Waluigi) -> Water (woh-tuh)
Fuck off with “Ya’ll” and “youse” it is Ye, get it right. Example, “Ye are a shower of cunts”. Now you learned english betterer, ye are welcome
Check- Cheque.
Fucking regards.
Imagine not having a dedicated second person plural pronoun.
Everyone knows the superior “youse” is the irish “yee”
“can i get” is inferior to “giz”
Quick maffs
Fall ❌ – Autumn ✅
Trash ❌ – Rubbish ✅
Elevator ❌ – Lift ✅
Apartment ❌ – Flat ✅
Faucet ❌ – Tap ✅
Truck ❌ – Lorry ✅
Cookie ❌ – Biscuit ✅
Fries ❌ – Chips ✅
Sidewalk ❌ – Pavement ✅
Gasoline ❌ – Petrol ✅
Diaper ❌ – Nappy ✅
Candy ❌ – Sweets ✅
Pants ❌ – Trousers ✅
Vacation ❌ – Holiday ✅
Mail ❌ – Post ✅
Movie ❌ – Film ✅
Eggplant ❌ – Aubergine ✅
Flashlight ❌ – Torch ✅
Kindergarten ❌ – Nursery ✅
Trash can ❌ – Bin ✅
Use the letter “u” more and fewer “zeds” not bs “zee”. E.g. Colour, apologise.
“Mom” and “construction worker” make me so angry.
im not speaking Brittish bro
Best I can do is :
Hello – > Bonjour.
Do you speak English? – > Non.
Thanks, I always try to use proper English also in my business emails to my American manager.
Instead of wanna bang say: “M’lady Thine cheeks are of thy plumpest variety, wilt thou allow me to clappeth.”
Stop teaching the heathens how to hide.
Instead of ‘zucchini’, say ‘courgette’. Okay, Luigi?
French is the only proper English. Honni soit qui mal y pense.
Please stop this, I can only love this sub and continent so much! It’s hate that gives us Brits our power.
Arse not Ass.
Couldn’t care less , not could care less . That one pisses me off .
All good, except “youse”. I’d rather start using thou instead. Also, we need to talk about (t)issue.
“Washing-up liquid” instead of “dish soap” is the actual one that will get savages so angry they start jumping on their giant hat while firing two guns
You can pry Y’all from my cold dead hands
ALUMIN**IUM**
Eh, too much French influence. Let’s just speak in Old English.
Disrespecting the Yanks by respecting the Barries? Oh come on you cannot do this to me. Can we maybe agree on like Aussie English or something like that?
I grew up in the savage lands, and got ‘edjamakated’ in those lands. So unfortunately, it’s hard to break those habits.
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Don’t people already say” half an hour”?
Who the fuck says Youse?
I’ve never heard anyone say ‘Youse’. Surely the correct way to say ‘Yall’ would be ‘You all’.
I am never using Series instead of season, a Serie is the whole show.
Edit: you brits can drip tour crumpets into marmites as much as you want I am not saying Series 1, ever.
Not holding out much hope for you.
You’re on a sub where the first word of the description is used in the American way rather than the British….
You have some nice **colour** in this chart
Series One? I thought a season was part of a series?
Boddle uh wadder ❌
Bo’oh o’ wo’ah ✅
Sidewalk -> Pavement
Schedule (“SK”) -> Schedule (“SH”)
Bluebèrries -> Blùeberries
Imposter -> Impostor
Lil -> Little
WATER (it’s not fucking WAH-DURRRR like you’re a special needs Waluigi) -> Water (woh-tuh)
Fuck off with “Ya’ll” and “youse” it is Ye, get it right. Example, “Ye are a shower of cunts”. Now you learned english betterer, ye are welcome
Check- Cheque.
Fucking regards.
Imagine not having a dedicated second person plural pronoun.
Everyone knows the superior “youse” is the irish “yee”
“can i get” is inferior to “giz”
Quick maffs
Fall ❌ – Autumn ✅
Trash ❌ – Rubbish ✅
Elevator ❌ – Lift ✅
Apartment ❌ – Flat ✅
Faucet ❌ – Tap ✅
Truck ❌ – Lorry ✅
Cookie ❌ – Biscuit ✅
Fries ❌ – Chips ✅
Sidewalk ❌ – Pavement ✅
Gasoline ❌ – Petrol ✅
Diaper ❌ – Nappy ✅
Candy ❌ – Sweets ✅
Pants ❌ – Trousers ✅
Vacation ❌ – Holiday ✅
Mail ❌ – Post ✅
Movie ❌ – Film ✅
Eggplant ❌ – Aubergine ✅
Flashlight ❌ – Torch ✅
Kindergarten ❌ – Nursery ✅
Trash can ❌ – Bin ✅
Use the letter “u” more and fewer “zeds” not bs “zee”. E.g. Colour, apologise.
“Mom” and “construction worker” make me so angry.
im not speaking Brittish bro
Best I can do is :
Hello – > Bonjour.
Do you speak English? – > Non.
Thanks, I always try to use proper English also in my business emails to my American manager.
Instead of wanna bang say: “M’lady Thine cheeks are of thy plumpest variety, wilt thou allow me to clappeth.”
Stop teaching the heathens how to hide.
Instead of ‘zucchini’, say ‘courgette’. Okay, Luigi?
French is the only proper English. Honni soit qui mal y pense.
Please stop this, I can only love this sub and continent so much! It’s hate that gives us Brits our power.
Arse not Ass.
Couldn’t care less , not could care less . That one pisses me off .
All good, except “youse”. I’d rather start using thou instead. Also, we need to talk about (t)issue.
While we’re at it, [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moose) is a bloody **elk**, and nothing else, **Barry**!
>Stop speaking the low dialects
>Youse
Pick one
“Washing-up liquid” instead of “dish soap” is the actual one that will get savages so angry they start jumping on their giant hat while firing two guns
You can pry Y’all from my cold dead hands
ALUMIN**IUM**
Eh, too much French influence. Let’s just speak in Old English.
Disrespecting the Yanks by respecting the Barries? Oh come on you cannot do this to me. Can we maybe agree on like Aussie English or something like that?
I grew up in the savage lands, and got ‘edjamakated’ in those lands. So unfortunately, it’s hard to break those habits.
Ya starting to speak Aussie mate, see youse round
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