Don’t think I can beat that

by Dahlii_Magnolia

12 comments
  1. One of my friends applied to go on.

    She said they said whatever dumb shit she wanted to do wasn’t possible, but she could go ontop of Blackpool tower as the kid who wanted to do that was able too.

    She declined, I think she thought it sounded shit.

  2. I wrote to Jim’ll fix it when I was a lad. I wanted to go camping with him and Gary Glitter. In retrospect im glad he didnt fix it

    Nah, i really did write to him though. I wanted to go legoland france (wasnt one in u.k at the time). He didnt fix it for me but i was an ugly ugly child

  3. I will repeat the same answer I gave the last time this was posted and I bet yet again nobody will get the double joke.

    I was a member of Rolf’s Cartoon Club

  4. Hmmm.. playing in my dad’s garage at home in winter and feeling cold, so I found a bottle of petrol and put some in a paraffin-powered greenhouse heater. Lit it up and got called into the house by mum for biscuits. Heard a “woof-thump” sound from the garage and returned to find the heater tank had exploded and burst at the seams. Fortunately it was a brick garage so nothing caught fire. Looking back, so many red flags…

  5. My dad had a car repair place, me and my little brother would sneak into the paint stores and fill litre mixing cups with paint thinner, and chuck it on the little fire he had to burn waste. Very cool but incredibly stupid.

  6. My German teacher made the mistake of telling her class of 14 year olds that she did this. It was the biggest class joke for the entire year

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