We needed a war in Europe, and our most important partner stabbed us in the back, for us to finally unite.

by General_Agency9905

44 comments

  1. Turks and Canadians got flairs btw? Should have otherwise.

  2. When shit hit the fan, we all fall in line (except the Italians. They come later).

  4. We all love eachother really, its just that like brothers we have the occasional fight…

    And we haven’t really changed at all though, we’ve always despised the uncivilized barbarians more than anything…

  5. The yanks always go all isolationist in the build up to a war. Then they’ll join in 3-4 years after everyone else and claim they won it by themselves.

  6. Thanks for sitting us next to Canada, we already have all your fuckers wallets.

  9. I’m still gonna shit on the Swedes.

    Bananas on pizza! What the fuck is that, Göran?!

  11. As someone from Romania who’s been very tense this week, as I see almost half of my country went crazy, I’m very released to see they put on a NATO flag even when US is not involved.

    Thank you big brothers for all the help you’ve provided for Eastern Europe. I hope I don’t live to see a Yalta 2.0

  12. No one comes for our bitchass European neighbours but us. And sometimes the Kangaroos.

  13. You can only reject my ancestry and call me a savage so many times before I start acting like one. For your information I’m half Italian!

  14. Petition to give Canadian their own flair, to atleast distinguish them from the Ameritards

  16. It always takes war to unite people.

    You’re all a bunch of weird bastards, but you’re *our* bastards

  17. Our reciprocal hatred always brings us together. ♥️

  18. I’m a Scot living in America. What you are seeing, reading, and hearing in the media overseas is not even the half of it.

    The America that existed up until the end of 2024 no longer exists.

  21. Roman+french+german+spanish+belgian empire, vikings will joint forces and we will destroy the world

  22. I love my fellow Europeans! <3

    Except the Hungarians, fuck those wanna-be Russians.

  24. The thing is that eventhough Magats and regards around the world might think that europe needs US to defend against russia. The non US Nato european armies are combined 1.7 times the US army and airforce fleet twice the size of russia. And many of these forces are deployed closer to the russian border than one might think. Europe can easily handle a two front war if need be. There is also this thing that even though european readiness numbers might look low on paper, the reality is that it’s just Hans and Jan complaining that their leopard 2 is missing a headlight

  25. We fight among ourselves to show our love for each other.

  26. I hate you all, but I believe we can agree we hate everyone else slightly more.

  27. I’m Canadian and it is the exact same for us. All of our provinces have been bickering for years, constantly throwing shade at one another. And now we’ve never been as united as before.

  30. It’s like brothers that are constantly in eachothers hair, but when push comes to shove we are there for eachother.

    Fuck all of you❤️❤️

  35. Don’t get me wrong, you’re still fucking idiots who need to get anschlussed really bad. But you’re our fellow idiots. So fuck you and let’s fight the savages together.

  36. The picture is so fucking beautiful 😭 god save the king

  37. 55 days at Peking vibes. This time at Washington DC

  38. Just federalize Europe and make Greek the official language. We will allow you to write Greek in the latin alphabet because you have low iq (unfortunate I know).

  39. There 8s tipe when you can have fun and other time when you have to do serious shit

  41. When the Persians tried to invade Greece, suddenly the Athenians and the Spartans were able to overcome their differences and beat the s**t out of that massive and supposedly invincible empire. Just saying.

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