I wouldn’t let the idiot into the UK in the first place!!!!!!!!!
Sounds pretty good actually
Why in the hell should he even get that sort of treatment! Though he can take prince Andrew back with him as he loves collecting those sorts.
Please let this happen just like this, but he gets beaten up at spoons
I so wish this was true.
I would no be surprised if this in fact happened. Actually how about giving Andy a job!
His orange makeup will fit right in with all the lasses
sounds ,well ,a bit on the pricey side to me , can we have them share the sausage roll and do the 1/2 price pie at wetherspoons?
I can’t wait for him to turn up and hope some smart ass journo asks him if he has thanked the king yet for this visit….😜
Don’t forget watching the Chase or the Antiques Roadshow with tea, scones & jam.
Since Trump and Nonce Andrew were both friends of Epstein, maybe the nonce can take Trump to Pizza Express in Woking.
“You haven’t said “thank you” the entire time you’ve been here. Even at Greggs.”
Sir Michael Take regularly gets quoted as an official source by the Daily Mail, because those cunts are thick as mince
Seems like a great day out.
What about a pizza in Woking? Or is that a bit woke?
I hope he gets a dirty pint smashed across his face outside spoons 🤣🤣
Seeing this picture inspired me:
“So my Yankee friend, how do you find British cuisine?”
“Bland. Very bland. Blandest food. Very bland. Not like the Americas, not like the US. The US has great-great food, sloppy, big and greasy, so greasy, so great.”
“I see, how intriguing then that you haven’t complained about the secret ingredient hidden within the pastry.”
“???”
“100g of arsenic, it is quite an ingenious way to assassinate someone, don’t you agree?”
“*COUGH!!!!* Why?”
“Because I’m 76 and have been the laughing stock for years. Always in my mother’s shadow, the conspiracies surrounding Diana, my brother being a kiddy diddler and my sons being twats. I’m gonna have one victory to my name. The King who killed a Tyrant.”
If I went too far I’ll delete this immediately.
Gregs and spoons is too much for this guy. Tesco’s meal deal would suffice
Trump, watching Loose Women: “This is not what I thought it would be.”
How about dinner at a Pizza Express
Haha that’s my life when I visit the UK from France!
Toby’s carvery would be a better shout than spoons.
Also don’t handsy Andy and Donnie get along quite well already?
Sounds cushty. Not too sure about Loose women though
I would have thought Prince Andrew would entertain Trump with some minors.
Vegan sossig only
A travelodge would be too good for him.
I hope he gets taken to selsey and trips up the kerb in the co op car park
Visiting Luton and Slough on the same trip is just asking for misery.
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I wouldn’t let the idiot into the UK in the first place!!!!!!!!!
Sounds pretty good actually
Why in the hell should he even get that sort of treatment! Though he can take prince Andrew back with him as he loves collecting those sorts.
Please let this happen just like this, but he gets beaten up at spoons
I so wish this was true.
I would no be surprised if this in fact happened. Actually how about giving Andy a job!
His orange makeup will fit right in with all the lasses
sounds ,well ,a bit on the pricey side to me , can we have them share the sausage roll and do the 1/2 price pie at wetherspoons?
I can’t wait for him to turn up and hope some smart ass journo asks him if he has thanked the king yet for this visit….😜
Don’t forget watching the Chase or the Antiques Roadshow with tea, scones & jam.
Since Trump and Nonce Andrew were both friends of Epstein, maybe the nonce can take Trump to Pizza Express in Woking.
“You haven’t said “thank you” the entire time you’ve been here. Even at Greggs.”
Sir Michael Take regularly gets quoted as an official source by the Daily Mail, because those cunts are thick as mince
Seems like a great day out.
What about a pizza in Woking? Or is that a bit woke?
I hope he gets a dirty pint smashed across his face outside spoons 🤣🤣
Seeing this picture inspired me:
“So my Yankee friend, how do you find British cuisine?”
“Bland. Very bland. Blandest food. Very bland. Not like the Americas, not like the US. The US has great-great food, sloppy, big and greasy, so greasy, so great.”
“I see, how intriguing then that you haven’t complained about the secret ingredient hidden within the pastry.”
“???”
“100g of arsenic, it is quite an ingenious way to assassinate someone, don’t you agree?”
“*COUGH!!!!* Why?”
“Because I’m 76 and have been the laughing stock for years. Always in my mother’s shadow, the conspiracies surrounding Diana, my brother being a kiddy diddler and my sons being twats. I’m gonna have one victory to my name. The King who killed a Tyrant.”
If I went too far I’ll delete this immediately.
Gregs and spoons is too much for this guy. Tesco’s meal deal would suffice
Trump, watching Loose Women: “This is not what I thought it would be.”
How about dinner at a Pizza Express
Haha that’s my life when I visit the UK from France!
Toby’s carvery would be a better shout than spoons.
Also don’t handsy Andy and Donnie get along quite well already?
Sounds cushty. Not too sure about Loose women though
I would have thought Prince Andrew would entertain Trump with some minors.
Vegan sossig only
A travelodge would be too good for him.
I hope he gets taken to selsey and trips up the kerb in the co op car park
Visiting Luton and Slough on the same trip is just asking for misery.
Trump only eats at Mac’s apparently, although I’m not sure if the [presidential vehicle](https://spyscape.com/article/7-top-secrets-about-the-beast-presidential-limo) would go through a drive-thru 😂
God I hope he gets scolded by the king.
I’d love to see them both get stabbed by a lass on a Boris bike.
Melania’s too old for Andy.
I hope the King has a Mr Burns-style trapdoor
Can we please actively show our disgust along the travel route?
Trump seems more like a “Pizza Express” kinda guy.
I’m amazed he’s been given an invite.
Rapist, racist, misogynist, fraudster, insurrectionist, homophobic, Xenophobic, corrupt fascist dictator.
Felons are not allowed access if they’re a threat and he is 100% a threat to world peace.
Revoke his invite we don’t want that clown here.
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