How did it end up on a wooden floor if it was found on the walk home?
Leave it outside in it’s natural habitat
Put it back outside you fanny
Is he now renting your place?
Kiss it. Might turn into a prince.
You may give a toad a wart, but a toad may not give a wart to you!
I will never not upvote an amphibian – bufo bufo, I do believe, and a very handsome one at that (I quoted Mr Mole earlier, I saw Mr Badger yesterday and now Mr Toad – it has definitely been a Wind in the Willows weekend)
Kiss if. You may never know
He will eat all your honey and blow thistledown everywhere, and generally make a mess of your tidy house. Kick him out at once.
he needs a bowtie
How did you know it was on the way home?
They always have such a bold stance, like little sumo wrestlers. It’s so cute!
It’s like mating season isn’t it. Week ago was load of people on a road that they cross this time of year ensuring that they didn’t get squashed etc. Not all heroes wear capes.
My father in law is an ex military man, and even as he approaches his 75th birthday he’s as strong as an ox. Absolutely terrified of toads though. It’s his kryptonite.He will scream like a child if he sees one.
We get hedgehogs, badgers, and the occasional fox snooping around. We’re surrounded by fields so it’s always a welcome surprise. Looking forward to the bats we get darting around our garden soon
Kiss it?
We’ve got them living underneath our decking. They look massive but the gaps they can squeeze through make my brain hurt. They give the cats a fright!
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How did it end up on a wooden floor if it was found on the walk home?
Leave it outside in it’s natural habitat
Put it back outside you fanny
Is he now renting your place?
Kiss it. Might turn into a prince.
You may give a toad a wart, but a toad may not give a wart to you!
I will never not upvote an amphibian – bufo bufo, I do believe, and a very handsome one at that (I quoted Mr Mole earlier, I saw Mr Badger yesterday and now Mr Toad – it has definitely been a Wind in the Willows weekend)
Kiss if. You may never know
He will eat all your honey and blow thistledown everywhere, and generally make a mess of your tidy house. Kick him out at once.
he needs a bowtie
How did you know it was on the way home?
They always have such a bold stance, like little sumo wrestlers. It’s so cute!
Is that toad in its hall?
https://preview.redd.it/15gdoodwhbme1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79aae1ec52249d1332926f699025bc8770e7eaa8
It’s like mating season isn’t it. Week ago was load of people on a road that they cross this time of year ensuring that they didn’t get squashed etc. Not all heroes wear capes.
My father in law is an ex military man, and even as he approaches his 75th birthday he’s as strong as an ox. Absolutely terrified of toads though. It’s his kryptonite.He will scream like a child if he sees one.
We get hedgehogs, badgers, and the occasional fox snooping around. We’re surrounded by fields so it’s always a welcome surprise. Looking forward to the bats we get darting around our garden soon
Kiss it?
We’ve got them living underneath our decking. They look massive but the gaps they can squeeze through make my brain hurt. They give the cats a fright!
Offer him some Spinach
Look at this guy!
What a beauty
Reddit….and yes I know it’s a Toad.
dont eat him
Woof
Aww cute fella
Mr Bufo Bufo.
TREVOR!
He’s a keeper!
The most noble of creatures
What a distinguished gentleman.
https://preview.redd.it/piqxuo14mcme1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7c7d72ca98b024af3331c5b953629de440d83f
He’s trying to get to White Deer Park
Have you cross posted to r/goblincore yet?
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