JD watches porn with subtitles to not miss anything of the story
I always knew he was a wrong’n!!
This is the most middle class insult I have ever read
The… Idea… Well played. Damn I wish I thought of it first.
He puts ketchup on hot dogs.
This is just fantastic!
I bet he doesn’t eve ci!
JD Vance puts Splenda in his sweet tea. JD Vance has never been to Waffle House. JD Vance would walk into the woods at night if he heard a familiar voice call his name. JD Vance calls them “crayfish.”
His cornbread ain’t done in the middle
Is he screwing the couch in his house or the classic Appalachian couch on the porch? A true resident of Appalachia only bangs the porch couch.
JD Vance is so stupid he can’t spell DDT. We need to spot him the D and the T.
I can excuse racism, but draw the line at improper cast iron care.
Must be a Canadian protester.
I love this dude 😂😂😂
Ha ha ha
Stay weird Vermont!
This made my day. So funny
Proud of you Vermont!!!
I’ll be honest, this made me cackle!
That’s some Tim Walz energy there. God. We could have been in the Harris/Walz administration now.
Lol, best insult ever!!
Good lord!! What a cunt!
Photo of the Year?
😆😂
JD Vance puts his eyeliner on with his mouth closed… monster.
Don’t wash the cast iron skillet
Don’t drink and drive, you’ll spill it
Don’t ask too many questions, or you’ll never get to sleep
There’s a hole inside you, fill it
Shower up and shave, put flowers on the grave
And ask the Lord to save his soul, although you know it’s too late
Was it 27 times or was it 29?
I heard the blade broke off inside the man, and he took a while to die
How did he get so low? Seems like just a week ago
We were ten and 12 years old
He was sweet and soft, shied away from the inside fastballs
And died doing life without parole
Don’t wash the cast iron skillet
That dog bites my kid, I’ll kill it
Don’t walk where you can’t see your feet
Don’t ask questions, just believe it
Jamie found a boyfriend with smiling eyes and dark skin
And her daddy never spoke another word to her again
The old man at the Quick Stop, lying to the county cops
And laughing like his soul was without sin
How’d he get so low? Seems like just a week ago
She was sitting on your shoulders watching fireworks in the sky
He treats her like a queen, but you don’t know ’cause you ain’t seen
It’s hard to go through life without your daddy by your side
Don’t wash the cast iron skillet
This town won’t get no better, will it?
She found love, and it was simple as a weather vane
But her own family tried to kill it
Don’t wash the cast iron skillet
Don’t wash the cast iron skillet
Don’t wash the cast iron
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And scrubs it with comet!
JD eats Mars bars upside down.
JD watches porn with subtitles to not miss anything of the story
I always knew he was a wrong’n!!
This is the most middle class insult I have ever read
The… Idea… Well played. Damn I wish I thought of it first.
He puts ketchup on hot dogs.
This is just fantastic!
I bet he doesn’t eve ci!
JD Vance puts Splenda in his sweet tea. JD Vance has never been to Waffle House. JD Vance would walk into the woods at night if he heard a familiar voice call his name. JD Vance calls them “crayfish.”
His cornbread ain’t done in the middle
Is he screwing the couch in his house or the classic Appalachian couch on the porch? A true resident of Appalachia only bangs the porch couch.
JD Vance is so stupid he can’t spell DDT. We need to spot him the D and the T.
I can excuse racism, but draw the line at improper cast iron care.
Must be a Canadian protester.
I love this dude 😂😂😂
Ha ha ha
Stay weird Vermont!
This made my day. So funny
Proud of you Vermont!!!
I’ll be honest, this made me cackle!
That’s some Tim Walz energy there. God. We could have been in the Harris/Walz administration now.
Lol, best insult ever!!
Good lord!! What a cunt!
Photo of the Year?
😆😂
JD Vance puts his eyeliner on with his mouth closed… monster.
Don’t wash the cast iron skillet
Don’t drink and drive, you’ll spill it
Don’t ask too many questions, or you’ll never get to sleep
There’s a hole inside you, fill it
Shower up and shave, put flowers on the grave
And ask the Lord to save his soul, although you know it’s too late
Was it 27 times or was it 29?
I heard the blade broke off inside the man, and he took a while to die
How did he get so low? Seems like just a week ago
We were ten and 12 years old
He was sweet and soft, shied away from the inside fastballs
And died doing life without parole
Don’t wash the cast iron skillet
That dog bites my kid, I’ll kill it
Don’t walk where you can’t see your feet
Don’t ask questions, just believe it
Jamie found a boyfriend with smiling eyes and dark skin
And her daddy never spoke another word to her again
The old man at the Quick Stop, lying to the county cops
And laughing like his soul was without sin
How’d he get so low? Seems like just a week ago
She was sitting on your shoulders watching fireworks in the sky
He treats her like a queen, but you don’t know ’cause you ain’t seen
It’s hard to go through life without your daddy by your side
Don’t wash the cast iron skillet
This town won’t get no better, will it?
She found love, and it was simple as a weather vane
But her own family tried to kill it
Don’t wash the cast iron skillet
Don’t wash the cast iron skillet
Don’t wash the cast iron
“Cast Iron Skillet” Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit
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