How do you do these things!

by pharxy

33 comments
  1. Your pan is too hot or has too much oil/butter or both.

  2. Tell them to suck it up and be grateful they got pancakes at all

  3. Does the word ‘hygiene’ exist in your house? 🤢

  4. Blessing in disguise. No one would wanna eat anything cooked on that.

  5. Wouldn’t blame them being served that crap. Would you get a bit of mr muscle out. That stove hasn’t seen a good brush since 1975.
    Also in the time you took to post this image, you could have looked up a cooking video and followed it step by step.

  6. Social services would take the waines off you if they saw the state of that hob.

  7. Too high a heat! Lower the heat a bit.

    Pour on some of the pancake batter and let it sit for a minute or so.

    Once bubbles start to form on the top, that’s your indicator that it’s ready to be flipped, to cook the other side.

    The first pancake is always a bit gnarly looking too

  8. Tell the kids that “there’s starving childer in Africa that would be damn glad of that”.

  9. Internet obviously has me ruined as I was disappointed the second image was also a burnt pancake and not a picture of your crying children

  10. Ya fuckin dick. Ah well tomorrow for the ashtray cleaning 😀

  11. your pan is too hot. Turn that down by half and let it cook slow

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