Old italian man because this is literally both of my grandpas
Tell Luigi the government plans on banning forno a legna and you’ll see him fighting.
You forgot to mention the plastic surgeries, botox, silicone, hialuronic acid and hair implants on the left. They don’t help.
I’m choosing Luigi
We can’t compete with old school Eurogenetics in general, we were poisoned with pesticides, forever chemicals, microplastics, hormones, etc., they weren’t. I live in Budapest and I know 60+ yo people who eat fried pizza on a weekly basis, smoke two packs a day, work a hard as fuck job and they are still somehow healthier than me at 30-ish with a cushy tech job and a “modern” lifestyle.
Dude on the left saw his first grey hair and it scared (and scarred) hike for life.
Grandpa on the right saw his first grey hair and thought: “Now I can get more ladies !”
Some say grandpas infinite life source comes from spending his retirement check buying full bottles of wine (purchased one glass at a time) at the local bar and harassing the 20 year old barista.
Also
Bryan Johnson makes boring YouTube videos VS Old Italian man gives an interview full of bestemmie
Old italian man is my goal in life
Reminder that the oldest verified person in history, Frenchwoman Jeanne Calment, who lived to be 121, smoked daily
Also, old Italian man:
– is called Pasquale or Ciro
– spends entire year out in the sun, his skin is immune to skin cancer and has never been touched by SPF.
– will harass any woman under 70 that moves within the 500 m radius of him
Cap saying: “not from Paris, Madame’ is priceless.
Tattoo ‘Tutto passa’ – ‘Everything passes’ is notable too
Old Italian of course. Plus Bryan not only looks like a vampire but also lives like one, with avoiding sunlight and going to bed super early
Toni ‘casu Marzu enjoyer’ on that Nuraghe lost in the wilderness with his glass of wine: “di già 109?! Fogu ti pichidi e acqua t’ammachidi!”
Survicorship bias. The old people still around have seen their buddies slowly die off to age and lung cancer. Nowadays they only keep up the old habits to join their friends sooner….unsuccesfully.
Fucking sturdy genetics.
Herakleitos quote (sort of) tattooed on the chest checks out
My grandfather passed away recently at 95 and let me tell you them man had a lot of vices between the drinking and the fucking and the eating and the hard blaspheming and especially the gambling (no smoking thankfully) but again, arrived at 95 with one of the finest minds I’ve ever seen and only a minimum of deambulatory problems he stubbornly refused to use a walking stick for till the end.
I was confused isn’t Brian Johnson the frontman from AC/DC
wine has trans-resveratrol. You need around 500 glasses to get what Bryan gets.
Old Italian man is clearly on this anti-aging regime.
Italian grandpa – I chose you. Just don’t turn on me plz.
Honestly thought at first that his tattoo says “TUTTO PASTA” and wasn’t too shocked, thought it’s par the course for Luigi.
I will not be surprised if the vampire dude dies in a few years
I mean the 112 is literally 1% of 1%. The average old italian dies a little earlier…
Virgin american VS Chad European never gets old
I dunno if its just a generational thing but I swear everytime the worlds oldest people get interviewed they say their secret to life is something like a shot of vodka for breakfast or an 11am wine.
Its because Italians get backed in the sun and preserved like good Salami.
As I posted here not long ago, Jeanne Calment, the doyenne of humanity who died aged 122, drank Porto wine every day and smoked cigarillos until she was 115.
That tattoo goes hard
Nonno Luigi
“il bevitore longevo” starts playing
That’s because Bryan consumes supermarket food, and the Italian man mostly self made local products
🎶 *Sampling bias* 🎶
it’s so funny how all the germans in the comments are like “hmm actually ☝🏼🤓 smoking is bad” and all the mediterraneans are like “this guy FUCKS 😎”
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Old italian man because this is literally both of my grandpas
Tell Luigi the government plans on banning forno a legna and you’ll see him fighting.
You forgot to mention the plastic surgeries, botox, silicone, hialuronic acid and hair implants on the left. They don’t help.
I’m choosing Luigi
We can’t compete with old school Eurogenetics in general, we were poisoned with pesticides, forever chemicals, microplastics, hormones, etc., they weren’t. I live in Budapest and I know 60+ yo people who eat fried pizza on a weekly basis, smoke two packs a day, work a hard as fuck job and they are still somehow healthier than me at 30-ish with a cushy tech job and a “modern” lifestyle.
Dude on the left saw his first grey hair and it scared (and scarred) hike for life.
Grandpa on the right saw his first grey hair and thought: “Now I can get more ladies !”
Some say grandpas infinite life source comes from spending his retirement check buying full bottles of wine (purchased one glass at a time) at the local bar and harassing the 20 year old barista.
Also
Bryan Johnson makes boring YouTube videos VS Old Italian man gives an interview full of bestemmie
Old italian man is my goal in life
Reminder that the oldest verified person in history, Frenchwoman Jeanne Calment, who lived to be 121, smoked daily
Also, old Italian man:
– is called Pasquale or Ciro
– spends entire year out in the sun, his skin is immune to skin cancer and has never been touched by SPF.
– will harass any woman under 70 that moves within the 500 m radius of him
Cap saying: “not from Paris, Madame’ is priceless.
Tattoo ‘Tutto passa’ – ‘Everything passes’ is notable too
Old Italian of course. Plus Bryan not only looks like a vampire but also lives like one, with avoiding sunlight and going to bed super early
Toni ‘casu Marzu enjoyer’ on that Nuraghe lost in the wilderness with his glass of wine: “di già 109?! Fogu ti pichidi e acqua t’ammachidi!”
Survicorship bias. The old people still around have seen their buddies slowly die off to age and lung cancer. Nowadays they only keep up the old habits to join their friends sooner….unsuccesfully.
Fucking sturdy genetics.
Herakleitos quote (sort of) tattooed on the chest checks out
My grandfather passed away recently at 95 and let me tell you them man had a lot of vices between the drinking and the fucking and the eating and the hard blaspheming and especially the gambling (no smoking thankfully) but again, arrived at 95 with one of the finest minds I’ve ever seen and only a minimum of deambulatory problems he stubbornly refused to use a walking stick for till the end.
Who is this Bryan guy? He looks ill.
I don’t like tattoos, but I like Luigi’s tattoo.
Nice motto.
OLD ITALIAN MAN! FIGHT
This [old Italian man](https://youtu.be/ZFD85d5aJBo?si=z3bQiqSBTqJuC7Fx) embodies my lifestyle
I was confused isn’t Brian Johnson the frontman from AC/DC
wine has trans-resveratrol. You need around 500 glasses to get what Bryan gets.
Old Italian man is clearly on this anti-aging regime.
Italian grandpa – I chose you. Just don’t turn on me plz.
Honestly thought at first that his tattoo says “TUTTO PASTA” and wasn’t too shocked, thought it’s par the course for Luigi.
I will not be surprised if the vampire dude dies in a few years
I mean the 112 is literally 1% of 1%. The average old italian dies a little earlier…
Virgin american VS Chad European never gets old
I dunno if its just a generational thing but I swear everytime the worlds oldest people get interviewed they say their secret to life is something like a shot of vodka for breakfast or an 11am wine.
Its because Italians get backed in the sun and preserved like good Salami.
As I posted here not long ago, Jeanne Calment, the doyenne of humanity who died aged 122, drank Porto wine every day and smoked cigarillos until she was 115.
That tattoo goes hard
Nonno Luigi
“il bevitore longevo” starts playing
That’s because Bryan consumes supermarket food, and the Italian man mostly self made local products
🎶 *Sampling bias* 🎶
it’s so funny how all the germans in the comments are like “hmm actually ☝🏼🤓 smoking is bad” and all the mediterraneans are like “this guy FUCKS 😎”
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