I'm a bit of an eager beaver and already looking to see what outfit my daughter can wear for next years World Book Day. I thought I'd research the best kids books and saw this..

People either don't think things through, that or they did think it through and they got it SO wrong

by Rachel94Rachel

14 comments
  1. The cover is AI generated and looking at the names I’d imagine the inside is as well for the sake of curious folks buying it

    Scams all the way down

  2. There’s a slew of these books on there. One lady reads them on lives on tiktok. Barbara’s Soggy Beaver, Linda’s Tight Clam Needs Loosening, Debbies Dill Dough, Claire Goes to the Sausage Market, Flicking The Bean, and the A-Z of Balls to name but a few.

    Amazon are usually pretty good at separating them from the adult section, but even if they end up in the wrong part, there’s nothing in them that very small children would understand.

  3. Bells Deep was a song in the spin off from Family Guy , Cleveland’s son was in a ball pit

  4. There are a whole series of these. They come up on Reddit occasionally

    Other titles on Amazon include

    – Wanna Bone?
    – Mike Hunt smells like Fish
    – Mike Lit shouldn’t be hard to find
    – Linda’s tight clam needs loosening
    – Ben’s Big Load
    – Martha’s Field needs a Plough
    – How to Clean your Beaver
    – The Backdoor

  5. That’s hilarious but I hope they actually don’t sell lol

  6. Kids won’t get it, parents will. Same as always or we forgetting captain pugwash and master bates?

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