There’s a weird bright thing in the sky

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1. Get your glasses on sharpish. Like the ones the Chilean miners wore when they were rescued.

2. It looks burny, we should burn someone for it so that it doesn’t burn us all!

3. I opened the curtains and my retinas almost melted

4. Time to sacrifice someone.

5. Pray becomes prey my friend…. instead just sacrifice your first born to it (or the neighbours cat)

6. I visited Scotland twice, only had 1 very rainy day tbf, saw the sun a lot. Not as warm as in Portugal but still.

7. Careful, I heard that shit is radioactive or something. Recoil!!!!

8. This cunt shows up a couple days a year and it really fucking hurts my eyes

9. Someone’s bald spot reflecting off the International Space Station

10. I remember when folk started this joke on Facebook in 1949 was funny then and it’s funny now! 

11. AAAAAAHHHHHH, ITS GLOBAL WARMING!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH, THE SEA LEVEL IS GOING TO RISE BY ONE CENTIMETRE IN 10 YEARS!!!

    # AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

12. Be careful! It’s the only thing in the solar system powered by nuclear fusion!

13. The teletubbies baby looks pissed.

14. 

    Pray to the glorious bright thing in the sky.

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