Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar.

It’s week six, and the candidates jet off to two breathtaking regions of Türkiye, where they must put on corporate away-day experiences for two clients expecting the best. One team’s profit priorities lead to boredom in Bodrum, while on the other team, terrible table service causes chaos in Cappadocia. Back on home soil, Lord Sugar sends another candidate packing.

Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants.

There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who’ll be least shit.

Name Occupation PM count Twat? Day out
Amber-Rose Badrudin Convenience store owner 1 Yes –
Anisa Khan Pizza company owner 2 Yes –
Aoibheann Walsh Hair and beauty salon owner – Yes 2
Carlo Brancati Hair transplant consultant – Yes 3
Chisola Chitambala Virtual assistant company owner – Yes –
Dean Franklin Air conditioning company owner 1 Yes –
Emma Rothwell Online gift store owner – Yes 1
Emma Street Corporate project manager – Yes –
Frederick Afrifa Motivational speaker – Yes –
Dr Jana Denzel Cosmetic dentist 1 Yes 5
Jonny Heaver Tutoring company owner – Yes –
Jordan Dargan Animation entrepreneur – Yes –
Keir Shave Telemarking company owner – Yes –
Liam Snellin Workwear brand owner 1 Yes –
Max England Senior account manager – Yes –
Melica Moshiri Tech recruitment company owner 1 Yes –
Mia Collins Meal prep entrepreneur 1 Yes –
Nadia Suliaman Knightsbridge salon chain owner 1 Yes 4

by StardustOasis

44 comments

  1. Mia: “Can you fuck off and do some work instead of whinging, please?”

  2. i’ve just realised what i’ve done wrong – I applied to be on the Apprentice.

  6. I want “The exceptional isn’t happening for us at the moment” on a t-shirt

  7. Imagine driving past the other team popping champagne as Johnny is whispering in your ear about his favourite olive

  10. what was the point of the truck ride? To go up a dirt track full of rocks to stand next to some other rocks and then run away from invisible snakes and non-existent scorpions?

  15. I think the yellow team will win, which means Melica will scrape through as she deserves to go.

  17. Am I the only one assuming that the blue team has gone out and bought a few bottles of something akin to antifreeze?

  18. What happened to the table? She’s laid it out with table cloths (and it probably took her all afternoon) and they’ve vanished

  21. that fish meal looked alright – ginger boss is just being a bit bitchy.

  24. Wait, so their team building exercise is a staring contest?!

  27. they can’t do eye-contact training excercises – they are too busy rolling their eyes to oblivion.

  28. She’s right they haven’t done a bad job, they’ve done an awful job

  32. Why would they be calling you to pay a bill as their first call, Alan?

  33. imagine going on a day out with people you worked with all the time and you are told to stare at them for fun!

  36. what did Jay from Inbetweeners do this week other than tell them to turn off their phones?

  37. Is taking credit for the snake rock really something you want to do?

  40. I wonder if Alan even knows the receptionist’s name…

  43. i’ve had a fantastic experience – it just wasn’t here.

  44. Jonny did try to be PM but the last few weeks he seemed to have just given up after not being given it each time.

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