
Companies Tell Congressional Committee That Renewable Energy Is Needed to Keep Up With Demand
Companies Tell Congressional Committee That Renewable Energy Is Needed to Keep Up With Demand
by abrookerunsthroughit

Companies Tell Congressional Committee That Renewable Energy Is Needed to Keep Up With Demand
Companies Tell Congressional Committee That Renewable Energy Is Needed to Keep Up With Demand
by abrookerunsthroughit
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what’s MAGA case against wind and solar? Nat Gas CCHP complement them nicely, why is such opposition especially now that some panels are made in the USA (funny enough, one of plants is near Toledo, OH where the babyboy Vancy is from, so he’ll cut funding to his own countrymen).
“Mister President Sir, as you know there’s a huge demand for gas turbines out there – so much demand in fact that the manufacturers just can’t keep up. Any new gas plant permitted today, well it won’t be up and running until 2030.”
“Not good enough. I signed an Energy Emergency Executive Order, damn it!”
“Sir I suggest we look at solar and wind – which we all agree are nasty, just so nasty – as a temporary measure. In fact, why don’t we call them a *bridge fuel* – to keep growth going until we can get all the beautiful natural gas generators online.”
“Bridge fuel, now where have I heard that before?”
“C-c-couldn’t say Sir”
“Okay fine, do it, maybe I can talk about them as our beautiful Bridge to Greenland?”
“Outstanding Sir”
Just rename that shit “Red Energy” instead of Green Energy and Orange Cartman will support it.
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