The Wandsworthian empire should look like a giant garish W just like the new borough logo
Are you going to crown yourself king?
eLBRUT’s will never surrender to Wandsworthian
The borders are fine, but that’s actually the Kingdom of Lambeth.
Where do I sign
🫡
The Wandsworthian Empire has 100% of the wider land masses blue Oxford coloured shirts
Glorious
This would mean that the US Embassy will need to find a new location again.
So, where is its capital?
The Grand Duchy of Croydon would like to discuss an alliance with you.
Together, we will crush the evil Northsiders.
Wandsworth was traditionally in Brixton Hundred, which was essentially the modern boroughs of Wandsworth, Lambeth and Southwark put together. But modern independence for this Hundred would probably result in civil war.
The Federal Confederation of the North rejects this concept and is planning to invade with underground lines
The Clapish-Wandsworthian Commonwealth?
Stretching down further south than I’d expect. Want to include Chessington World of Adventures and the Malden Rushett junction?
We need an anthem!
Is that you, Donald?
Been getting adverts telling me to visit Wandsworth shopping centre, might head over before I need a passport.
i would support a wandsworthian/lambethinian/southwarkian triumvirate. strictly no mertonians. at a push extending the alliance to lewisham may be feasible. as far as i am concerned this covers south london proper and everywhere else simply impersonates
edit maybe greenwich are allowed in too
Clapham common has fallen. Only the gay triangle holds out.
Hope you have watched Passport to Pimlico?
The cunts-per-capita would be off the charts. I’m all for it. You could do an East Berlin and wall it off entirely. Fantastic idea.
Nice – best corner of Lon-Don
(Satirical)
Oh right thanks. I thought this was a call to arms and was about march down Tooting Broadway waving that flag and singing One Day More.
I feel like this is a Paradox Grand Strategy game in the making. Crusader Hearts of London Universalis
Fun fact: Wandsworth prison has (and maintains) a working gallows in case the death penalty is brought back.
Might be useful for the Empire, just saying.
You are Wolfie Smith and I claim my £5.
Also you need to annexe most of West Croydon, as the Wandsworthian Empire needs to contain all of the Wandle.
The Wandsworthian beacons are lit! Wandsworth calls for aid!
“Death to Ealing, death to Hillingdon!”
Where’s the water comming from and basic services ?
Don’t put “(satirical)” at the end of your joke headline. It completely ruins it.
As a native Balham-ite. I approve of this plan
Living in Wandsworth, I am fully on board. As long as the council tax stays the same
Kingston-upon-Thames :not in a million years
Well, you’ll have a pretty large ~~Borg cube~~ US embassy relative to your size…
Very much got “Passport to Pimlico” vibes.
What’s with the tail, are we taking Chessington World Of Adventures or something?
could you take Slough whilst you’re at it?
What is this a satire of?
The Brentsloworth Confederacy to your north and west welcomes you. Our ~~raiding parties~~ dignitaries speak highly of your opulent manors, and return with many a fine gift donated involuntarily by your citizens. Such a charitable neighbour
Satirical 😉👌
Would have taken this completely seriously if it wasn’t for the satirical tag.
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Do you really want a border with the Sunbury on Thamesians? They are savage.
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The Wandsworthian empire should look like a giant garish W just like the new borough logo
Are you going to crown yourself king?
eLBRUT’s will never surrender to Wandsworthian
The borders are fine, but that’s actually the Kingdom of Lambeth.
Where do I sign
🫡
The Wandsworthian Empire has 100% of the wider land masses blue Oxford coloured shirts
Glorious
This would mean that the US Embassy will need to find a new location again.
So, where is its capital?
The Grand Duchy of Croydon would like to discuss an alliance with you.
Together, we will crush the evil Northsiders.
Wandsworth was traditionally in Brixton Hundred, which was essentially the modern boroughs of Wandsworth, Lambeth and Southwark put together. But modern independence for this Hundred would probably result in civil war.
The Federal Confederation of the North rejects this concept and is planning to invade with underground lines
The Clapish-Wandsworthian Commonwealth?
Stretching down further south than I’d expect. Want to include Chessington World of Adventures and the Malden Rushett junction?
We need an anthem!
Is that you, Donald?
Been getting adverts telling me to visit Wandsworth shopping centre, might head over before I need a passport.
i would support a wandsworthian/lambethinian/southwarkian triumvirate. strictly no mertonians. at a push extending the alliance to lewisham may be feasible. as far as i am concerned this covers south london proper and everywhere else simply impersonates
edit maybe greenwich are allowed in too
Clapham common has fallen. Only the gay triangle holds out.
Hope you have watched Passport to Pimlico?
The cunts-per-capita would be off the charts. I’m all for it. You could do an East Berlin and wall it off entirely. Fantastic idea.
Nice – best corner of Lon-Don
(Satirical)
Oh right thanks. I thought this was a call to arms and was about march down Tooting Broadway waving that flag and singing One Day More.
I feel like this is a Paradox Grand Strategy game in the making. Crusader Hearts of London Universalis
Fun fact: Wandsworth prison has (and maintains) a working gallows in case the death penalty is brought back.
Might be useful for the Empire, just saying.
You are Wolfie Smith and I claim my £5.
Also you need to annexe most of West Croydon, as the Wandsworthian Empire needs to contain all of the Wandle.
The Wandsworthian beacons are lit! Wandsworth calls for aid!
“Death to Ealing, death to Hillingdon!”
Where’s the water comming from and basic services ?
Don’t put “(satirical)” at the end of your joke headline. It completely ruins it.
As a native Balham-ite. I approve of this plan
Living in Wandsworth, I am fully on board. As long as the council tax stays the same
Kingston-upon-Thames :not in a million years
Well, you’ll have a pretty large ~~Borg cube~~ US embassy relative to your size…
Very much got “Passport to Pimlico” vibes.
What’s with the tail, are we taking Chessington World Of Adventures or something?
could you take Slough whilst you’re at it?
What is this a satire of?
The Brentsloworth Confederacy to your north and west welcomes you. Our ~~raiding parties~~ dignitaries speak highly of your opulent manors, and return with many a fine gift donated involuntarily by your citizens. Such a charitable neighbour
Satirical 😉👌
Would have taken this completely seriously if it wasn’t for the satirical tag.
Thank god for that.
Power to the people!
I’d go with Surrey north or little South Africa
Do it!
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