You drive a hard bargain Mr Putin. I guess we have no choice but to give up the majestic Birmingham. I’ve heard nothing but great things about the place, it will certainly be a great loss
Luton. Putin’s Luton
Snide fuckers. Nowt wrong with the great and glorious nation of Sunderland.
We’ve got many a greggs, a nice coast and a wealth of British self loathing
Newport. and a further condition of the peace is that you HAVE to take Merthyr Tydfil with it
Slough, and Stoke.
That bit above the river Tyne.
London
Canvey Island
Dundee and since even Putin would turn his nose up at that I’d be willing to offer him Fife too
Depends, if I wanted to surreptitiously fuck over the over side then Sunderland, Newcastle and all of Scotland would be enough to win us the war in about 4 weeks. If I just wanted to get rid of somewhere then anything south of Birmingham.
The only way is Essex
The Americans would be happy to give up Texas, California, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, Idaho and Montana, apparently.
Bradford.
Harsh.
Clacton on Sea, never been but… yeah…
I can think of parts of this country I would want removed without a threat.
Putin can help himself to Slough.
Way ahead of you he already owns London most of the Tory party, all of reform and Brexit.
Liverpool. They’d bring Putin down from the inside.
The entire east coast
Luton
Clacton, sorry to the residents, but you know Farage is yours. Want to take all of Essex? I’m in it and I say deal.
Perhaps Ukraine should simply be awarded a comparable portion of the USA. Let’s see what Trump/Vance think of that.
Putin can keep his grubby mitts off our Greggs!
Give him Clacton.
Australian here. Queensland. For the love of God, take it…
The City of London
Clacton on sea. As long as he takes Farage and everyone that voted for him.
Realistically if the Dutch annexed Clacton they would be doing us a favour.
Clacton-on-Sea. In fact, we don’t even need a war. Can we just give anyone Clacton? We’d even pay them
Wales. The part where they revert to speaking Welsh when you walk in a shop, pub, etc.
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Portsmouth, visited it once and the best thing about it was the subway next to Fratton Park
Dilton Marsh.
Sunderland yes, have Blackpool too.
London.
Southampton
Birmingham
I was born and grew up in Sunderland, I agree.
London, Medway, Grimsby, Blackpool. The list goes on lol
Lol, clicked on this to comment ‘Sunderland’ without having noticed it already in the post. Seems the nation is in agreement.
As an Australian, my answer is queensland, fuckers are a different species
Putin can take what he wants, the sexy bald bastard.
Essex.
Bradford.
Birmingham.
Newcastle.
Lancashire.
Leeds.
Scunthorpe.
Cardigan.
Grimsby.
Northern Ireland
See how the Irish like it
You drive a hard bargain Mr Putin. I guess we have no choice but to give up the majestic Birmingham. I’ve heard nothing but great things about the place, it will certainly be a great loss
Luton. Putin’s Luton
Snide fuckers. Nowt wrong with the great and glorious nation of Sunderland.
We’ve got many a greggs, a nice coast and a wealth of British self loathing
Newport. and a further condition of the peace is that you HAVE to take Merthyr Tydfil with it
Slough, and Stoke.
That bit above the river Tyne.
London
Canvey Island
Dundee and since even Putin would turn his nose up at that I’d be willing to offer him Fife too
Depends, if I wanted to surreptitiously fuck over the over side then Sunderland, Newcastle and all of Scotland would be enough to win us the war in about 4 weeks. If I just wanted to get rid of somewhere then anything south of Birmingham.
The only way is Essex
The Americans would be happy to give up Texas, California, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, Idaho and Montana, apparently.
Bradford.
Harsh.
Clacton on Sea, never been but… yeah…
I can think of parts of this country I would want removed without a threat.
Putin can help himself to Slough.
Way ahead of you he already owns London most of the Tory party, all of reform and Brexit.
Liverpool. They’d bring Putin down from the inside.
The entire east coast
Luton
Clacton, sorry to the residents, but you know Farage is yours. Want to take all of Essex? I’m in it and I say deal.
Perhaps Ukraine should simply be awarded a comparable portion of the USA. Let’s see what Trump/Vance think of that.
Putin can keep his grubby mitts off our Greggs!
Give him Clacton.
Australian here. Queensland. For the love of God, take it…
The City of London
Clacton on sea. As long as he takes Farage and everyone that voted for him.
Realistically if the Dutch annexed Clacton they would be doing us a favour.
Clacton-on-Sea. In fact, we don’t even need a war. Can we just give anyone Clacton? We’d even pay them
Wales. The part where they revert to speaking Welsh when you walk in a shop, pub, etc.
London
Mississippi.
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