I can see it now, we end up going to war with the Russians and just before France has a chance to surrender they blow themselves up.
*insert Louis XIV joke here.
Louis XIV would be proud.

Tell me, Pierre, have you ever considered
p r a i s i n g t h e S u n ?
Finally enough power to open more than three tabs in Chrome.
France not doing nuclear and atomic stuff : not possible
Outer Wilds about to become a reality
No we haven’t
Fantastic! I suggest they conduct their next experiment in Moscow.
Wait, that came out wrong. I suggest they conduct their next experiment ON Moscow.
I know these experiments are just basically a proof of concept of the process, not of gathering energy. What is the time by which they say, ok now lets do this viable?
So did Chernobyl, hopefully Pierre can do it better…
Oh yeah, we aren’t bad in fundamental research in nuclear science too. This was an experimental fusion reactor that sustained nuclear fusion for 22 minutes.
Pretty cool if you ask me!
One day we will have virtually free virtually limitless electricity to inject in the European power grid to sell to every one of you guys.
Maybe Hans will stop burning very dirty coal all the time.
I feel like France got a little too many W recently, time to get their egos back on the ground….Hans, how about taking that new 800B fancy army of yours to the west?
Gloire a l’atome
The Power of the sun in the palm of my hands!
And now: Bring me the spider-man!
Cool headline but it’s an international effort, it happenend in france but the scientists come from all around the world
Beware of the sunbeam ASMP-A preemptive strike in Washington DC.
Europe: Hey Pierre, what do you have there?
Pierre:
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France sucks and paris stinks of piss!
Fuck the french and their degenerate ways!!
To keep Barry away..

~~Aaaah, France showing it’s still the smartest country*.~~
Edit : check below comment we are, indeed, the best with or without asterix
^(*)~~^(if you want the full list of members of the project:)~~
https://preview.redd.it/gaaayra65bne1.png?width=918&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6bd94f58adfd9c0a3634c441fb2b063bbe3cf45

I can see it now, we end up going to war with the Russians and just before France has a chance to surrender they blow themselves up.
*insert Louis XIV joke here.
Louis XIV would be proud.

Tell me, Pierre, have you ever considered
p r a i s i n g t h e S u n ?
Finally enough power to open more than three tabs in Chrome.
France not doing nuclear and atomic stuff : not possible
Outer Wilds about to become a reality
No we haven’t
Fantastic! I suggest they conduct their next experiment in Moscow.
Wait, that came out wrong. I suggest they conduct their next experiment ON Moscow.
I know these experiments are just basically a proof of concept of the process, not of gathering energy. What is the time by which they say, ok now lets do this viable?
https://preview.redd.it/k8b65aejmbne1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873afcb9f78ce531ff8a7867f9e6cf2e66ad6a4c
“Ze power of ze sun in ze palme of my and.”
Exactly 1337 seconds iirc
So did Chernobyl, hopefully Pierre can do it better…
Oh yeah, we aren’t bad in fundamental research in nuclear science too. This was an experimental fusion reactor that sustained nuclear fusion for 22 minutes.
Pretty cool if you ask me!
One day we will have virtually free virtually limitless electricity to inject in the European power grid to sell to every one of you guys.
Maybe Hans will stop burning very dirty coal all the time.
Gloire à l’Atome !
The Sun King
The fellow Pierre engineer in question :
https://i.redd.it/tt2o4obxwbne1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/qlgjiq9hxbne1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b78a60218b64d9f3d6324ced655a0bdc4de3dda2
That’s actually really fukin impressive
L’atome est Dieu !
https://preview.redd.it/9ipzxaebybne1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0769b96a0480b2a840b7907e949dd92293a3f64
I feel like France got a little too many W recently, time to get their egos back on the ground….Hans, how about taking that new 800B fancy army of yours to the west?
Gloire a l’atome
The Power of the sun in the palm of my hands!
And now: Bring me the spider-man!
Cool headline but it’s an international effort, it happenend in france but the scientists come from all around the world
Beware of the sunbeam ASMP-A preemptive strike in Washington DC.
Europe: Hey Pierre, what do you have there?
Pierre:
https://preview.redd.it/t1rn99sl1cne1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=888f62f45e0b7cc09830b06b656f40f1345e391f
Wasn’t it done on a international project that happens to be located in France?
Flash cooks a million croissants 🥐
Just imagine how many baguettes they’ll be able to bake in such a short time, the possibilities are *endless*
Without a doubt, it’s another Win for Pierre. Viva la France
So, what we’ll get with it? Free energy? Is that legal regarding thermodynamics?
I quite liked the Fr*nch doing all sorts of positive stuff for a change, but my sympathy ends when they start harnessing the power of the sun
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