He’ll say ” I performed a rapid unscheduled disassembly of my rocket”!
His email circulating around here so all Americans really can send it
Oh no, the epstein files…. all on that one rocket
Fact check: I do believe that’s a photo of the economy.
Also. That rocket was millions in subsidies just blowing up because a ketamine addict loves subsidies for him but not for the common ppl.
Just the 5 reasons he can think of. And hurry.
Oh,nevermind. Any ideas on eggs yet? Reply now.

Being as the taxpayer is paying for his crap, this is correct.
I only be happy when he puts himself on one of these (exploding) rockets
Asshole got our hopes up when he told us he would go to Mars
Natzis used to be good at rocket science…
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t he supposed to get 2 astronauts off the ISS? Has that happened yet, or are they up there, looking at this, and shitting their pants (involuntarily)?
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Comes up with just:
“Rockets are hard”
If I were federal employees, I would just respond back with, ” I did work and stuff.”
He is literally burning our tax dollars.
[real Canadians figured it out Elon…. another reason to have his citizenship revoked](https://www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/excitement-for-canadian-company-as-fireflys-blue-ghost-lands-on-moon/)
He’ll say ” I performed a rapid unscheduled disassembly of my rocket”!
His email circulating around here so all Americans really can send it
Oh no, the epstein files…. all on that one rocket
Fact check: I do believe that’s a photo of the economy.
Also. That rocket was millions in subsidies just blowing up because a ketamine addict loves subsidies for him but not for the common ppl.
Just the 5 reasons he can think of. And hurry.
Oh,nevermind. Any ideas on eggs yet? Reply now.

Being as the taxpayer is paying for his crap, this is correct.
I only be happy when he puts himself on one of these (exploding) rockets
Asshole got our hopes up when he told us he would go to Mars
Natzis used to be good at rocket science…
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t he supposed to get 2 astronauts off the ISS? Has that happened yet, or are they up there, looking at this, and shitting their pants (involuntarily)?
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