I’ve been to Sketch a couple of times and those toilets creep me out every time
Looks like birthing pods in a dystopian futuristic Netflix series. 10/10 would also take a dump there.
Recognised Sketch immediately, and I’ve never been there. I went once for a job interview. What a weird place.
A Plopwork Orange (2025)
I’m still confused
Looks like the sort of toilet that show up in dreams
I think I’d go in there and expect to be brought back in the year 5000
Are the meals there quite expensive?
This is Sketch isn’t it?
I think your mate just shat in a kids play area
I thought I had a warped imagination lord only knows what the designer was smoking
Its like star trek meets that “Simon” game (the colours)
I’ve been here it’s really cool
But did you figure out the three seashells?
I went before Christmas and had to wait for the restaurant ballerina to finish before being allowed to walk through the restaurant to the cocktail bar and toilet above.
The spinny taxidermy swan in the lobby was something else
Where is this, I swear I see this on every other girls Hinge profile lol
Sketch, in London. Boring.
Stanley Parable Heaven ending?
Those pods remind me of Alien. I don’t care how happy they have made it look. I’m not going in there and disturbing those face huggers.
Looks like a wacky room from the classic doctor who episodes
Love Sketch. It’s nice to have a high end place that isn’t just the same bleached wood and dried flowers. I do wonder how often they get people trying to nick the David Shrigley tableware.
You’re now an alien pod person, they tell you they are toilets because the poo acts as fertilizer . If you poo in them then you have fertilized the egg and in the process you are killed and replaced.
OP want’s you to try it so you join them.
The ShitPod 2000
Like going into a MRI machine.
But stinky.
Make sure to not go in the one that says suicide booth.
Just put the food on a plate, the drinks in a glass and have normal loos, restaurants…….
Doors open to the outside, no window, no gap, no thx.
Looks like an MRI machine full of Xenomorph eggs…
Peepeepoopoopod
“Hal, open the pod bay doors”
“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid can’t do that.”
“But it fucking stinks in here, mate!”
I imagine one of those would contain the smell left behind by the previous occupant pretty well
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Robin Williams memorial loo?
I think your mate may have wandered into Microsoft and shat in a server…
Edit: Also, where the fuck is this??
Poo eggs
It is in a rather special 3 Michelin-starred restaurant called Sketch
[www.sketch.london](http://www.sketch.london)
I’ve been to Sketch a couple of times and those toilets creep me out every time
Looks like birthing pods in a dystopian futuristic Netflix series. 10/10 would also take a dump there.
Recognised Sketch immediately, and I’ve never been there. I went once for a job interview. What a weird place.
A Plopwork Orange (2025)
I’m still confused
Looks like the sort of toilet that show up in dreams
I think I’d go in there and expect to be brought back in the year 5000
Are the meals there quite expensive?
This is Sketch isn’t it?
I think your mate just shat in a kids play area
I thought I had a warped imagination lord only knows what the designer was smoking
Its like star trek meets that “Simon” game (the colours)
I’ve been here it’s really cool
But did you figure out the three seashells?
I went before Christmas and had to wait for the restaurant ballerina to finish before being allowed to walk through the restaurant to the cocktail bar and toilet above.
The spinny taxidermy swan in the lobby was something else
Where is this, I swear I see this on every other girls Hinge profile lol
Sketch, in London. Boring.
Stanley Parable Heaven ending?
Those pods remind me of Alien. I don’t care how happy they have made it look. I’m not going in there and disturbing those face huggers.
Looks like a wacky room from the classic doctor who episodes
Love Sketch. It’s nice to have a high end place that isn’t just the same bleached wood and dried flowers. I do wonder how often they get people trying to nick the David Shrigley tableware.
You’re now an alien pod person, they tell you they are toilets because the poo acts as fertilizer . If you poo in them then you have fertilized the egg and in the process you are killed and replaced.
OP want’s you to try it so you join them.
The ShitPod 2000
Like going into a MRI machine.
But stinky.
Make sure to not go in the one that says suicide booth.
Just put the food on a plate, the drinks in a glass and have normal loos, restaurants…….
Doors open to the outside, no window, no gap, no thx.
Looks like an MRI machine full of Xenomorph eggs…
Peepeepoopoopod
“Hal, open the pod bay doors”
“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid can’t do that.”
“But it fucking stinks in here, mate!”
I imagine one of those would contain the smell left behind by the previous occupant pretty well
r/AccidentalKubrick – big on the “brick”
The Turdis.
([Obligatory Viz Dr. Poo link](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CVpK352m5q8/UpBYvzMVYFI/AAAAAAAACBs/iK7RYPDmZws/s1600/doctor+poo+scan.jpg))
Aperture science ass toilet
It’s got a 2001 space odyssey vibe to it – don’t upset Hal or he’ll blast boiling flush water up your jacksie!
Bet they had the Three Seashells and everything.
I always wondered what the bogs looked like inside the Tellytubby house.
Like a Buck Rogers toilet. One yank, all gone!
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