A two-pound black, ribbed knobbler is needed for that.
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH!? THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING FOR A DILDO, YOU NEED WOBBLE NOT CONCRETE IN THE SHAPE OF A DICK!!
Could it be some sort of scam
Kenneth?
Probably a hilarious friend sent it 🤣
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I don’t think I want to know what “industrial strength” means
Where can I buy these? Asking for a friend
Someones having a laugh, or they’ve upset someone.
Reminds me of when my mate was moving. I looked after some boxes for him, he came to collect and put the box in his car, I had written “BARRY’S PORN” in massive marker pen letters, on the side of the box I was holding when passing it to him. So he put it in the car then took it out the car then into his new house without seeing it, but his new neighbours did.
Ffs they delivered it to the wrong address. Never using Evri again.
Were you not in?
At least its not the back door
Joke packaging, but guess the postie got a good laugh out of it.
Of course we believe it’s the “neighbour’s”!!
r/Banksy
That’s a good friend right there. I’ll be doing this for a friends birthday.
Don’t keep us in suspense! What’s in the box?
That’s been done on purpose for +1 internets due to the bad spray paint.
“…well this won’t do. We need industrial strength!”
“Mmm. Quite.”
Someone’s nicked the scene from Lock Stock.
What you do is you open a company called the Arse Tickler’s Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er… I dunno, “does what no other dildo can do until now”, latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie’s Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler’s Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn’t get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
Meet my sexual associate Kenneth
No porch snatcher will want to be caught walking that
Do you remember the film Top Secret with a young Val Kilmer (still worth a watch if youve never seen it). Remember the Anal Intruder? Thats what you need to put on the box.
“Your neighbour”? Yeah right! 😉
Truthfully now it’s not your neighbours really is it.
It’s yours
If you think about it. This may be a smart play on the person, who wants to steal a box of dildos?
Or it could just be a box of dildos.
“Return to sender” and take it back next door.
Brilliant
They’re load bearing dildos!
Are you sure it’s your neighbour or it’s you?😜
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I saw someone describing themselves as dildos on another sub lmao
Somebody’s got annoying friends
I am pretty sure this is a prank from one of his mates.
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“Discreet packaging” they said!!
What is industrial strength?
The old jokes are the best.
The “panty sniffer” ones are fun, too…
A two-pound black, ribbed knobbler is needed for that.
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH!? THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING FOR A DILDO, YOU NEED WOBBLE NOT CONCRETE IN THE SHAPE OF A DICK!!
Could it be some sort of scam
Kenneth?
Probably a hilarious friend sent it 🤣
[deleted]
I don’t think I want to know what “industrial strength” means
Where can I buy these? Asking for a friend
Someones having a laugh, or they’ve upset someone.
Reminds me of when my mate was moving. I looked after some boxes for him, he came to collect and put the box in his car, I had written “BARRY’S PORN” in massive marker pen letters, on the side of the box I was holding when passing it to him. So he put it in the car then took it out the car then into his new house without seeing it, but his new neighbours did.
Ffs they delivered it to the wrong address. Never using Evri again.
Were you not in?
At least its not the back door
Joke packaging, but guess the postie got a good laugh out of it.
Of course we believe it’s the “neighbour’s”!!
r/Banksy
That’s a good friend right there. I’ll be doing this for a friends birthday.
Don’t keep us in suspense! What’s in the box?
That’s been done on purpose for +1 internets due to the bad spray paint.
“…well this won’t do. We need industrial strength!”
“Mmm. Quite.”
Someone’s nicked the scene from Lock Stock.
What you do is you open a company called the Arse Tickler’s Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er… I dunno, “does what no other dildo can do until now”, latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie’s Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler’s Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn’t get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
Meet my sexual associate Kenneth
No porch snatcher will want to be caught walking that
Do you remember the film Top Secret with a young Val Kilmer (still worth a watch if youve never seen it). Remember the Anal Intruder? Thats what you need to put on the box.
“Your neighbour”? Yeah right! 😉
Truthfully now it’s not your neighbours really is it.
It’s yours
If you think about it. This may be a smart play on the person, who wants to steal a box of dildos?
Or it could just be a box of dildos.
“Return to sender” and take it back next door.
Brilliant
They’re load bearing dildos!
Are you sure it’s your neighbour or it’s you?😜
Dual
Income
Large
Dog
Owners
I saw someone describing themselves as dildos on another sub lmao
Somebody’s got annoying friends
I am pretty sure this is a prank from one of his mates.
They know how to entertain themselves.
‘Industrial Strength’💀
Are you neighbours with Lilly Philips by chance?
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